molly preisel

MSU Alum. Crazy plant lady. Coffee, miniskirt, and dog enthusiast.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

“do you remember”

me:

[molly preisel @Mollypreisel]

Apple Pay is the best and worst thing that has happened to me in quite some time #retailtherapy

[worms cited @christapeterso]

Andrew Tate’s website was straight up just like “Why am I an expert in this? Because I am a successful sex trafficker”

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

If cheezits didn’t exist i’d be severely malnourished im so serious

[molly preisel @Mollypreisel]

@Jackmanraps Disturbing take 🥴

[molly preisel @Mollypreisel]

I’ve successfully avoided banana peppers for 24 years when I ordered a Philly cheese steak with peppers thinking it was going to be green peppers and I can now say that my fears were valid and I will be avoiding them for the rest of my life

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

[aubrey @aubreybell]

the crushing weight of 2 manageable tasks

[molly preisel @Mollypreisel]

Honestly exactly what I picture hell to be like

[molly preisel @Mollypreisel]

I have no fucking words for how angry it makes me when I call a place to ask a simple question and they send you straight to automated voicemail that you can’t get past for 30 minutes

[Patches @mostly_cheese]

Instead of “sorry for the delay,” write “thank you for your patience.” In lieu of “apologies for the oversight,” write “if you’re so perfect why don’t you fucken do it.”

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I need to spend money or i will pass out

[Joseph @_Originaljoseph]

This what the “What’s the move?” at 4am person does when they’re forced to go home.

[molly preisel @Mollypreisel]

@TheSeanMonaghan I wanna know who’s creepy enough to make/buy these

[EG✨ @_Erin1997]

NO WAIT HOLD UP..... FRANKIE AND MARTA FROM SCHOOL OF ROCK ARE A COUPLE!!!!!! IM NOT OK