Molly Spooner

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

As always, we must celebrate McLovin day.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

paul revere when he found out the british were coming

[☻ @lollllllhey]

stfu before I open a nature valley bar on ur bed

[Gaffer @supreme_bolaji]

Apple did wonders with their alarm ring tone, i wake up feeling like I’m in the trenches at war.

[kayla @baz00per]

every day seth rogen wakes up, logs onto twitter, shows everyone the cool vase he made today and then simply bullies ted cruz to death and i just want to say i’m very proud of him

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

When the serotonin from all your impulse buys wears off 😪

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Real quick, name all the ingredients in a Pop Tart

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I’m drunk and sending wyd texts at 8:06pm

[Richard Davis Jr. @RichardODavisJr]

STOP THE COUNT!

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Things currently in danger
- same sex marriage
- legal access to safe abortion
- preexisting conditions being covered by insurance
- being able to stay on your parents insurance until you’re 26
- birth control being covered by insurance

[g a b y @gabydvj]

they’re unionizing

[bookish M.Ed 🇭🇹 @aROSEthatGREW]

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ DAY!

History summed up in ONE sentence.

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Whew. Sooo many women know this ‘I’m-annoyed-but-I’m-going-to-smile-at-you-because-we’re-in-public” vibe.