Molly

life ain’t real

[🝮 🝮 @g33kedal0nee]

srry I didn’t respond for 17 hours I was high

[s @sfergs_]

Please don’t ever feel comfortable enough around me to do coke I will start screaming at the top of my lungs

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

weed be having me so calm like... idgaf
😂 i'm high love.

[A @killmeowpls]

Mommy needs a joint

[Pintu @Pintuu0]

me trying to hurt someone who hurt me :

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i would literally do anything for my friends except text them back in a timely manner

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

if you ever see my nipples through my shirt just know that i know

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

25 is still considered early twenties, right?🥹

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You will be okay if you stay in tonight.”

Finally, we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

“are u high?” god forbid a girl likes to giggle a lot (yes im high)

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[dee @decayingweb]

men can ask for nudes but the second i ask for money i’m the bad guy

[seraph @despaird0ll]

i never wear a bra and i smoke too much weed

[✦ MissC ✦ @misscnyc]

I hate not having my mom around to shop for on Mother’s Day 🕊️🥹

[priya @realmfpriya]

Why are threesomes only for sex?
Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?

[Cat 🖤 @KittyBombBee]

My vibrator died now I’m gonna have to use my gun

[kordell @lledrok]

if i gotta go thru 2 pandemics i don’t ever wanna hear my parents talk about “back in my day”