Mom Impossible

To all the new and old moms, you know who I am and what I am going to say. Nonetheless, you want to know how I am dealing with the same shit as you!

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

One day, I let my hair down and my husband asked, why? I replied, I am letting them breathe for a change. #momlife #mombun #motherhood #toddlermom #mothering #parenting

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

It’s funny how adulting is realising that all you need in life is what you had as a child. Happiness in the smallest things, no ego, enough sleep, nutritious food, lots of exercise and work is play!!
#toddlermom #parenting #life #adulting #momlife #childhood

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

It’s funny how adulting is realising that all you need in life is what you had as a child. Happiness in the smallest things, no ego, enough sleep, nutritious food, lots of exercise and work is play!!
#toddlermom #parenting #life #adulting #momlife #childhood

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

Moms are Human pillows. They are soft, can be hugged , can be cried upon, can be used as punch bags. Without them, your neck will always be in pain. Happy Mother’s Day!
#MothersDay #motherhood #mothering #momlife

[The Mommy Confessions @alexandrafishr]

It’s “interesting” that men can have one nice suit, and go to all the fancy events. But, women “need” to have a new dress for every special occasion. Ladies… we’re the ones continuing this weird, wasteful, and toxic cycle. Wear something more than once. It’ll be ok. I promise!

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

Who called it baby proofing and not house proofing?? My house is in danger due to my toddler’s unpredictable stunts.
#momlife #toddlermom #motherhood #parenting #mothering #newmoms

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

If your self care routine includes the bare minimum of eating, sleeping and washing, welcome to the Moms Club😎 #motherhood #newmoms #parenting #momlife #moms

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

How do you prioritise food, sleep, rest, shower? I have 15 minutes. Can somebody guide please? 🙏🏽 #motherhood #momlife #parenting #babynap

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

What did I eat for lunch? Did I shower today? Where did I keep the spoon I just used to stir the curry? That’s how a new mom’s brain is buzzing all the time. Did you know there’s a term for it? It’s called “momnesia” #motherhood #parenting #momnesia #mothering #newmom

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

A long shower, a nap, a peaceful uninterrupted meal, watching a movie are luxuries for me right now 🫠 What’s that thing you were saying about some “me time”? #momlife #motherhood #parenting

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

What are the cute words your child says or said while learning to talk? Like my little one calls cranberries cambabies😄 #firstwords #letsshare #momlife #babblealert

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

I feel sleepy exactly when my baby is waking up. #momlife #momimpossible #motherhood #exhausted #mother #parenting

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

Were barcodes inspired by zebras? #3amthoughts #RandomThoughts #thinkingaloud

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

#poorhusband #motherhood #parenting #momimpossible #momlife #mother #mother

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

Yes,we carry the major load but,we know how many times we’ve snapped at our spouse for the smallest of things and he has taken it calmly. To partners,we see you and are so grateful to have you by our side though we might not say it everytime.❤️u.Sorry I❤️our baby more

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

#motherhood #parenting #momimpossible #mothering #funnymoms #sarcasticmom

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

So how many days have passed since you washed your hair?I cut my hair quite short when my baby was 7 months, for low maintenance.I am still irregular at washing them. Should have just gone bald I guess.P.s: If you too went for a haircut post baby, let’s call it the mom cut ;p

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

@therandmoms Haha! Been there.

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

Existential Crisis Alert
No, I am not thinking about why I was born. I just have few seconds to decide whether I should take a bath, eat, clean, run some errands or just catch up on some sleep while my baby naps. Does your baby have an unpredictable sleep pattern? #motherhood

[Mom Impossible @MomImpossible]

Once you become a mother, you somehow belong to a different species. You are no longer human. You become this mutant who can function on little sleep, passable food, gallons of water, extreme emotions and an abysmal short term memory. That is evolution. Right there.