MomIsNeverFunny

Over. It. All.

[MomIsNeverFunny @MomIsNeverFunn1]

Putting the health and well being of the future above the present is the only belief that can foster a successful civilization.

A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they shall never sit.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

More people should get married young and have more kids than they can afford.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Megyn Kelly speaks out against Jake Lang almost being stoned to death for practicing free speech in Dearborn Michigan

“These people have zero interest in assimilation. They bring their tribal rules here and use leftist politics as cover. Dearborn already looks like a 3rd world stronghold where free speech ends — Jake Lang almost died for words. That is the reality on the streets of America right now.”

“Hundreds of Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan tried to stone Jake Lang to death right there in the street. They hurled massive rocks at his head. They beat him. They tried to drag him out of a police squad car and finish the job, all because this American citizen dared to say, "Jesus is King of Dearborn, Michigan”

“Jake Lang was simply practicing free speech in America. He said nothing illegal, yet the crowd treated him like a criminal under Sharia. They enforced blasphemy laws with stones and fists. Nobody gets stoned for mocking Christianity. Say something Muslims dislike, and suddenly the religion of peace turns into a violent mob trying to murder you.”

Only one person in this brutal assault was identified and arrested…. Shocker

Ohh and here’s the best part, police described the Muslim group as “otherwise peaceful”…. I’m not kidding….

[Rep. Keith Self @RepKeithSelf]

President Trump won’t be in office forever.

Future administrations could ignore our laws and reopen the border overnight.

We can’t risk Biden 2.0.

CONGRESS: PASS THE PERMANENT TRUMP SECURE BORDER ACT!

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

This is the problem.

We rescue people from failed countries, bring them here, give them opportunity… and some of them still hate America so much they refuse to even say the Pledge of Allegiance.

They’re not coming here to make this country better — they’re coming to tear it down.

We won’t tolerate it any longer.

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

"The era of global warming has ended ... the era of global BOILING has arrived" said the UN Secretary General.

Really? No.

It's just one of many lies pushed by environmental activists.

Here I debunk lies about climate, polar bears, recycling, the
bee-pocalypse and more:

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Abdul El-Sayed hot mic: "I hate Mackinac so much"

This is the most American place in MI

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

This is probably the fifth time I am posting this because no one is paying attention. STILL.

Members of Congress are exempt from ObamaCare.

Members of Congress are exempt from vaccine mandates.

Members of Congress are exempt from insider trading crimes.

Members of Congress are exempt from the Freedom of Information Act.

Members of Congress are exempt from FISA warrantless spying.

Members of Congress are exempt from term limits.

Congress has always been the problem.

America’s Founding Fathers must be rolling in their graves.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

The Constitution does NOT give you rights. You already have them.

The Constitution simply tells the government that it cannot take those s rights away.

I wish more people understood this.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I know why everything sucks...

...and it's because everything is fake

We are voting for fake candidates, who run on fake promises, inside a fake system that was never designed to fix anything.

We are raising kids in fake schools that teach fake history, fake science, which quietly produce fake adults who can't think for themselves.

Then they are getting fake college degrees that cost 4 years and six figures that teach fake education and they get fake jobs.

We are eating fake food, with fake ingredients, funded by fake research.

We are scrolling through fake lives, with fake relationships, who take fake, curated vacations to promote brands that make fake products.

We are watching fake news, about fake crises, produced by fake journalists, for fake outrage.

We are borrowing fake money that was printed from nothing, to fund a fake economy that would collapse in an afternoon if people stopped pretending it was real.

We are buying fake organic food that's just a paid label, and drinking fake juice with two percent juice in it, and putting fake cheese on cheeseburgers that's just "cheese product" on fake burger meat.

We are donating to fake nonprofits where the moeny never makes it to the people and then funding fake foreign aid that buys real weapons to prop up fake governments.

We are going to fake therapy that teaches fake coping skills instead of telling you hard truths.

We are buying fake furniture made of fake wood that's actually compressed sawdust and glue that looks like wood, ships in fourteen boxes with instructions written in a fake language that isn't quite any language, requires tools it doesn't include, takes 4 hours to build, wobbles on day 1, and is totally destroyed in 6 months.

We are downloading fake "free" apps that charge a subscription after three days for AI features that don't work, hidden behind a paywall we didn't see, protected by a privacy policy we didn't read, buried inside Terms of Service written by lawyers specifically so we wouldn't read them, that we agreed to by tapping a button the size of a thumbnail, that gave a company we've never heard of the right to sell our data to companies we'll never hear of, to build a profile on us we'll never see, to influence decisions we'll never know were made.

IT. IS. ALL. SO. FREAKING. FAKE.

And we all yearn for what was once real.

Don't you remember? Did you forget?

There was a time with a simple handshake between men was a contract.

When bread went stale because... well, that's what real bread does!

When kids played outside all day until it was dark, and nobody tracked them.

When a family could live off a single income.

When music was made by people who LIVED something real and you could feel it.

When schools was HARD... and that was the point!

When doctors knew your name and your family, they even came to your house,

When you bought something once... and it was yours forever.

When the chair your grandmother bought once lasted 70 years and she passed it onto your dad.

And now nothing is real, and that's why everything sucks.

[Stephen Moore @StephenMoore]

Americans now pay more in taxes than they spend on food, clothing, and shelter combined.

Think about that.

Government has become so big and bloated that taxes cost more than life's basic necessities. Every American taxpayer should be outraged.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TheAliceSmith There is no such thing as “magic ground” that makes some places prosperous and some not!

If you teleported the people of Japan to anywhere else, that place would become Japan.

[MomIsNeverFunny @MomIsNeverFunn1]

@elonmusk @cremieuxrecueil As does IQ.

[Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree]

Perhaps the dumbest argument coming from people who call themselves conservatives is that groceries would suddenly be cheaper if we pulled out of Iran. No, they would not. Your grocery bill is not an itemized invoice from Ukraine, Israel, or Iran.

Groceries are expensive because the enormous inflationary surge under Biden permanently raised the price level. In June 2022, grocery prices were rising at 12.2 percent annually, the largest increase since 1979. Everybody wants to like pretend that didn’t happen. Today, grocery inflation is down to 2.7 %. The previous increases don’t magically disappear. Ending a war does not reverse four years of accumulated inflation under Biden (source: Bureau of Labor Statistics)

Trump can reduce regulatory, energy, transportation, and production costs, improve supply conditions, and prevent another inflationary explosion. And by the way, he’s done all of that already. But returning the entire country to 2020 prices would require deflation which generally means a severe recession or government price controls, which conservatives used to understand were disastrous.

Some of the people making this argument who are conservatives are not stupid.

Which means they’re probably being malicious.

[MomIsNeverFunny @MomIsNeverFunn1]

@elonmusk @EndWokeness How can he disenfranchise blacks and women like this??

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

🚨 JUST NOW: Scott Presler released the names of 11 Senators who are up for re election in 2028 who have not signed onto skipping August recess

🔴 Tim Scott (R-SC)
🔴 Ted Budd (R-NC)
🔴 Rand Paul (R-KY)
🔴 Jerry Moran (R-KS)
🔴 John Thune (R-SD)
🔴 Ron Johnson (R-WI)
🔴 John Hoeven (R-ND)
🔴 John Kennedy (R-LA)
🔴 John Boozman (R-AR)
🔴 Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
🔴 Lisa Murkowski (R-AK)

TIME TO GET LOUD MAGA. YOUR VOICE WORKS

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

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[MomIsNeverFunny @MomIsNeverFunn1]

@EricIdle @ChrisMartzWX Meet Eric, who thinks you should be in prison.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Yes

[Connor Boyack 📚 @cboyack]

A child bored for an afternoon might invent something.
A child entertained forever invents nothing.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@SecKennedy NUKES @DanaBashCNN:

"I'm not debating this with you."

"Of course you won't. All you know how to do is repeat things that people told you and say, 'Trust the experts!' That's what you did during Covid. Now we know that Anthony Fauci, who was the 'expert,' was lying about everything... now, you're rolling out the 'experts' again to talk about something that you have no personal knowledge of."