The Honest Mom

A place to put my dirty little secrets of parenting. Because Facebook isn't anonymous and blogs are way too much work.

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A teething baby that's being sleep trained = 😩😩😩 #momlife #sleepladyshuffle #sleeptraining #grind #eyesontheprize #illsleepsomeday

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As much as bedtime drives me crazy, after my little terror falls asleep on my chest, nothing could make me want to put him down. 😘 #momlife

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I would say my kids a nightmare, but in order to have a nightmare, you have to be sleeping.. And, well, he doesn't let that happen. #momlife

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When you ask your husband to put away your expressed milk after work and find it still on the counter the next morning.. 😡😡😩 #workingmom

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There's no better sound than a baby snoring. 😴 #momlife #baby #cute

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Pumping at work during a thunderstorm. Scared I'm gonna get electrocuted. 😖🌩 #worstfears #workingmom #momlife #badmentalimage

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Shout out to all the dads out there! Thanks for all you do! #unsungheros #dadbodsareradbods #happyfathersday 👔

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There's a reason God made it possible to burn 500 calories per day while EBF. He knew you'd never find the time for that new gym membership.

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How was my night? Well, let's put it this way. Baby's wearing his pajamas all day and I'm gonna have coffee and pizza rolls for breakfast.😴🆘

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When you have no choice but to use your baby's frozen teethers as ice cubes in your warm soda.. 🙈 #momlife #alwaysimprovise #lifehacks

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Why does the baby's laundry always smell the best? Don't mind me, just sitting in the nursery, face full of onesie. #lifequestions #realmoms

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Come to Jesus moment for the day: My phone keeps autocorrecting everything to "shit". Anything even close. Time to tone it down?💩 #badhabits

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Needed an anonymous place to share what motherhood is really about. Because Facebook isn't appropriate for my thoughts.✌🏼 #realmom #momlife