Mom Tales

Real life Mom Stuff

[Mom Tales @MomTales]

First flight without a baby. It's wonderful and lonely. #momlife #NapTime

[Mom Tales @MomTales]

Heard on my flight -28yr old man- I don't want to be 35 with a three year old!

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20lb baby + 20lb groceries + gallon of milk up the stairs = not a problem. This is #momlife

[P.K. Subban @PKSubban1]

😂 Loved it as a kid, and still love it now #skinnamarinkchallenge #SLBtriolove @SharonandBram @Casa_Media

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Sorry @Wayfair but this month's catalog just wasn't compelling. #momlife #junkmail

[Mom the Day @momtheday]

I dont want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I still fit into the earrings I wore in highschool. #momlife #fitmom

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Baby thinks it's so funny watching me workout. The squats and burpies really had him squealing. #thankskid #momlife #fitlife #ithurts

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Putting on a tight shirt sans bra will show you exactly how uneven your boobs are after breastfeeding. #momlife #breastfeeding

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Nothing like watching a cute little kid cough all over park playground. Yum. germs. #momlife #eww

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@drake 's #HotlineBling stuck in my head is better than Old McDonald... late night when you need some milk... #momlife #keepmomcool

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Bert and Ernie Regulate! We are boppin our heads this morning. https://t.co/KXkjcwkrAi #HipHopEd #momlife #dadlife

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Only little weird when MominLaw wants to say hi to naked baby & husband before they shower.husband only wearing boxers #marriedpeopleissues

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Baby finally asleep..husband decides to have a few drinks, passes out, snores so loud i can't sleep. #whyme #goaway #earthquake

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When the baby sees you with makeup for the first time and cries. What a compliment! #naturalbeauty #momlife

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Grandparents harass me for pics daily. I have nothing better to do than to get my kid to look cute for you. #goaway #mybaby #momlife

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Can't sleep bc I've got the "letter of the day" song stuck in my head. At least it's not the hot dog dance! #Sisforsleep #momlife #clapclap

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I just needed milk but the baby passed out snoring in the car seat. Time for some @hulu and animal crackers! #momlife #Scandal

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5 am sounds like this in house https://t.co/O9vQjGhmVn

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Making these sweats look good! #postpartum #momlife #bootyproblems

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The baby is so excited to go to @Safeway again!