Jeanette C

[erika @yeeeerika]

my favorite conspiracy theory is that all my hard work will eventually pay off

[Laura @fairycakes]

just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I wish I had a playlist of all songs i used to love but forgot about.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“wtf was i about to google?”

[DJ Flow @ITSDJFLOW]

Your girl and her work husband

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

they should invent a kind of sleep that leaves you refreshed in the morning

[☔ @Whotfismick]

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours

[trash jones @jzux]

they say time heals all wounds but they don’t tell you time means your entire life

[🐌 @Wheeema]

my brain at 3am

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[at my second rodeo]
Ah, yes, I understand everything now.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

You should be able to leave work early if you have hobbies that you feel like doing

[Toast Toasty Tote 👖 @austen_420]

TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: holy shit u called it, congrats

[🌈 Susan 🌻 @PaulineMirror]

Just once I'd like things to spiral into control

[Jeanette C @Mom_3_AJC]

@midwestern_ope I lived in Michigan for over 20 years

[Jeanette C @Mom_3_AJC]

@theferalmilf420 @midwestern_ope 😆

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

Not to be dramatic and nothing against my hometown or family but if I don’t get back to my own home within the next 12 hours I think I’m going to have to go to a mental hospital

[Jeanette C @Mom_3_AJC]

@katiejoyofosho When I was a kid, my mom used to say, "Always wear clean underwear. You never know what could happen"

[Molly B.🍉 @HappyHijabbi]

Ughhhh if I don't find a man soon I guess I'll just continue living in peace & quiet, in a clean house, with girl dinners until I die.

[anu @anuatluru]

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories