Mom

[Mom @Mom_8008]

Yea I listen to the garden how'd you know?

(Bright green cartoon stink lines visibly radiating off of my body)

[Mom @Mom_8008]

Caveman using twitter:

“uh what is twitter.”

[Fat china @fatchinamonday]

rotund #fatchinesebaby

[fat chinese baby @fatchinesebaby]

Bouncing

[ash-painted-smiling-emoji @eyewr1st]

hurts to see someone else live out your dream

[Mom @Mom_8008]

@cchaseno Yea my birthday 😔

[ash-painted-smiling-emoji @eyewr1st]

full back tat of a kris lindahl billboard

[Mom @Mom_8008]

@cchaseno I like game and watch he is silly

[ash-painted-smiling-emoji @eyewr1st]

i wanna learn ska bass riffs and drink modelo all the day but BIG FISH keeps FORCING me to sling seafood product

[Mom @Mom_8008]

I’m feeling bitchy this new year

[tay @hairball1952]

David Byrne winning the idgaf war

[Mom @Mom_8008]

Favorite picture of @eyewr1st and me 🥰

[ash-painted-smiling-emoji @eyewr1st]

the real crow was the toms we servo’d along the way

[Mom @Mom_8008]

@eyewr1st This is literally me

[Mom @Mom_8008]

This just in!! King Bach, Rivers Cuomo, and Brian Bell save Christmas 🎄 🎄🎄

[Mom @Mom_8008]

Timmy toot toot and one bite are canonically in an open gay relationship

[Mom @Mom_8008]

Currently getting a lap dance to Daniel Johnston’s devil town…

[Mom @Mom_8008]

@eyewr1st Preach

[Mom @Mom_8008]

@classycheet0 Photoshopped for sure

[pp @classycheet0]

haters will say it’s fake

[Mom @Mom_8008]

It’s sad to think about how my coworkers will never know the real me…a vampire,wizard,tax broker with a fat caboose