Professor Mom

Juggling being an engineering professor, wife, & mom, while trying to retain sanity. I love to use humor to avoid reality.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Listen to the scientists.

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

And this is exactly what @realDonaldTrump has done. Downplay COVID. Tell this to the families of the 200k+ who have died and the survivors who will have chronic ailments. Such a dangerous & irresponsible move!#TrumpCovid19 @POTUS

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

@dcopaken Keep in mind President Trump was given experimental medication that no one else has access to. My fear is he will downplay the effects of COVID and risk the lives of others, who do not have access to a team of twenty doctors and experimental treatment.

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

@dcopaken Keep in mind President Trump was given experimental medication that no one else has access to. My fear is he will downplay the effects of COVID and risk the lives of others, who do not have access to a team of twenty doctors and experimental treatment.

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

Happens all the time with administrators. I hate it!

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

To save the US economy, the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT contribution @POTUS @realDonaldTrump could make is to wear a mask. His followers will follow suit, allowing businesses to open safely. Until this is done, lives and the economy will suffer. JUST TRY IT. #COVID19 #COVID

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

To save the US economy, the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT contribution @POTUS @realDonaldTrump could make is to wear a mask. His followers will follow suit, allowing businesses to open safely. Until this is done, lives and the economy will suffer. JUST TRY IT. #COVID19 #COVID

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

@POTUS @realDonaldTrump If you want to save the US economy, the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT contribution you can make is to wear a mask. Your followers will follow suit, allowing businesses to open safely. Until this is done, lives and the economy will suffer. JUST TRY IT. #COVID19

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

Some examples of social distancing from our neighborhood:

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

@greenwisemarket Thanks, but “partially” biodegradable??

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

So disappointed when I opened my box of @greenwisemarket organic tea - plastic wrapped tea bags! What is “green” or ”organic” about this? Every other brand of tea has paper or foil wrapped tea bags. I encourage GreenWise to be more green and think about our planet!!

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

Everyone expects tips now. No longer are tips reserved for underpaid waitstaff. So, in line with this trend, I have decided to add a tip jar to my desk at work - hoping this will be a way to offset the lack of pay raises from the university. Think the administration will object?

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

@BassProShops Your manager Greg Emerson at the Gainesville FL location has been a complete asshole - worst customer service ever experienced (completely rude). You should look into this!

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

Yes! Of course. And how many manage both a “real” account as well as an “anonymous” account? I totally do both, and am more active on my real account, but having my anonymous account makes me feel like an undercover agent...

[Dr. Angry Grad @GradSkoolStrugs]

I have a question for the other anonymous academic twitter accounts - do you also have ideas about what we’re all like in real life?

Based on what you all tweet about, I have a unique image and little voice in my head whenever I read each of your tweets 😂

[Anonymous Professor @anonymousprofs]

Dear Student: Please don’t drop the “If I get a C in this class I lose my scholarship’ bullshit. If you cared about that scholarship you might actually have come to class. Perhaps we can give it to another student who might actually attend class.

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

Or, mom, completely exhausted and looking forward to sleep is approached by hubby for "romance". Really? Does he not see the exhaustion? https://t.co/N8Ll7FPn1D

[Mombrite @mombrite]

Every day after the kids have gone to bed, parents are faced with the ultimate question: Netflix, chores, or sleep?
#netflixftw
#momlife

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

More dumb men... you don't see quite as many women in these crazy, near-miss death videos! https://t.co/BAdCAx4i28

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

Ugh...I think my delectable meal out tonight was likely 4000 calories! https://t.co/HGpEcPUnil

[Jillian David -- find me on other sites @JillianDavid13]

What I'm most looking forward to tomorrow:

Entering 4000 calories of exercise into MyFitnessPal.

[My Food and Family @myfoodandfamily]

RT this Easy Smore's Dip Recipe & we'll donate 1 meal to help #FeedtheWorld2017. A fun recipe for the family, too! https://t.co/hlHTKhnvBc

[Professor Mom @Mom_Academic]

The look of guilt... "not supposed to be on the table??"