Found this poem from my very first book, POLE DANCING TO GOSPEL HYMNS. I really really miss this teacher. She was the kind of weirdo I hoped to be someday.
@shemaiahng I had a set of grandparents who had a Davenport and it wasn’t until adulthood that I found it didn’t mean “couch covered in weird plastic stuff”
@jonbecker_ Mint chip ice cream is just plain wrong. 1. No one wants green sweets. 2. It’s creamy and lumpy at the same time. 3. The dumb frozen chips crack when you bite them. 4. The dumb frozen chips stick in your molars. 5. It tastes like toothpaste.