Laura

Mom, Wife, USAF Veteran.
Disabled. Caregiver.
And yet she persisted.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

Things that my daughter & I texted during #SuperBowl

DIY colonoscopy
Psycho child kidnapper
Team ruff & Moocow
Cocaine bear
Scientology
Jordan Catalono
Apocalypse
Turducken

We will not be taking any questions at this time.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

@FedExHelp I sent a package to my son's house before I arrived. This is the 'proof' of delivery. You see an issue here, right? Because what I don't see is a package. Can you please help me find my stuff?

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

Whoever distracted me so I am just now seeing the 2018 movie Boundaries is a real jerk.

I know a lot of people dislike the road trip genre but it is lovely to me.

A stoner movie with rescue dogs and a road trip? Yeah, I am going to watch that.

Very very satisfying.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

Boris Johnson: Y'all are meanies who are just being mean and imma take my ball and go home cuz you're trying to make me go, you mean jerks

Parliament and Everyone: Mmkay bye, girl!
Why don't you take the bus... Yeah, that bus, you puddinghead.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

Being late to vote is a protest the same way failing your GED 3 times was a protest of the education system. You should maybe study history instead of rewriting it.

Also what is the alternative? Default? Major economic disaster for millions? Solid plan.

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

Call it a protest — there’s absolutely no way to ever justify adding another $4-6 trillion in debt.

This is more DC self-created garbage that I will always fight against.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

@FieldLevelMedia In other breaking news, I smoked before I made dinner. And after.

IJS, this is only a problem due to federal policies that have hurt more than helped.

I didn't smoke during MY career, but I was in the military, not playing a GAME for a living. It's not that serious.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

Seriously just had this conversation with my Chihuahua- I was putting on lotion when the water was empty and we disagreed on what was the priority.

Obviously, I stood my ground and filled the water first. With an ice cube.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden: That’s ok, she’s allowed to do anything you want. Kids rule in my house

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden: That’s ok, she’s allowed to do anything you want. Kids rule in my house

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

I really don't understand the Jessica Watkins I am an idiot statements... Did she plead guilty or did her contrition come after conviction but before sentencing?

If so, I reject the idea this is sincere and not self serving.

#Traitor

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

@ryanjreilly I sincerely wonder how the Q-GOP Christo-fascists are going to both defend and hate this individual. They have rarely shown the capacity for nuance and this challenges so much of their hate ideology.

MAGA right about now:

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

@SpeakerMcCarthy Who is calling the shots in the GOP?
Pedophiles, QAnon psychopaths, gun nuts, felonious liars, & seditious traitors.

You are manufacturing a crisis to get credit for the solution.

This is political ploy to make this the story of '24 elections.

Slimeball.@SpeakerMcCarthy

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

The only possible reason is to prevent your own discomfort.

People do not exist to provide you comfort. If another person pursuing life liberty and freedom to exist hurts you, that's the definition of a You problem.

Build a bridge and get over it.

That is all.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

To all the school administrator types that want to exclude LGBTQ+ students from their prom, can I ask why?

Missing prom is not going to cause anyone to magically turn straight.

Seeing a non-hetero couple anywhere, to include prom isn't going to magically turn anyone gay.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

No one tells the story of a stranger buying their groceries the week it happens. They wait 20 years and tell when they are in a position to return the favor or in a book.

(Some)People buying the groceries for someone struggling tell the story twice a week their whole life.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

I don't understand, was she trying to be kind or is this some sort of #povvoploitation?

This is a bit yuck. Do something generous but this feels like poverty shaming/savior complex/exploitation with a side of humiliation.

https://t.co/IGt7h7VPYS

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

I don't understand, was she trying to be kind or is this some sort of #povvoploitation?

This is a bit yuck. Do something generous but this feels like poverty shaming/savior complex/exploitation with a side of humiliation.

https://t.co/IGt7h7WnOq

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

@SpeakerMcCarthy is really letting America see how GOP accountability & integrity work

Santos: charged with actual crimes in addition to a disturbing amount of verifiable/authenticated lies & schemes.

Kev: in 12-18 months I am going to ignore you

Everyone: ⬇️

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

@Imagecaptured @ananavarro I never said you were anything of any sort. I said that some POC are white supremacists. As far as I knew it was commentary on the leader of the Proud Boys and had nothing to do with you. Being white doesn't make anyone racist or not. It isn't an inherent trait, it's a choice.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

Dear ignorant ass conservatives, White supremacists are not always Caucasian. Kanye, Candace, Enrique.

The white in White supremacists is describing who they believe is superior, not their own color of skin.🤷

Please, just try using the thinking part of your brains.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

@Imagecaptured @ananavarro You want me to substantiate the concept of Uncle Tom?
The point was if it was possible for a POC to be a white supremacists. White refers to who they believe supreme, not a descriptor of the race of the believer. 🙄

Absolute numbers are irrelevant. 1 is too many.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

@Imagecaptured @ananavarro This is not a new concept. POC trying to ingratiate themselves with white supremacists is why white people think the slaves were just like family. Stockholm Syndrome but make it racial like an Uncle Tom or a Ol' Remus.

[Laura @MommaLaura77]

@Imagecaptured @ananavarro No I don't. Why would I need to. The point is it can happen. I am not anti anything but supremacy and hate. Suggest that we ALL work together to combat supremacy regardless of who is so stupid as to think an accident of birth makes them any better than anyone else.