Jenna

I love my family, books, recycling, Outlander, HP, and sometimes arguing. Actually, I’m always right, just proving my point ;)

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@ParlerCringe Nutters. All of them. 🙄

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@iamjohnoliver It’s Adam Driver’s birthday. Just thought you should know ;)

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@alexbruesewitz @realDonaldTrump When the hell have you been silent?! You guys never shut up.

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

Alright techie computer people, set this to some bad ass gangsta rap or something. Do your magic. 😂

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White is currently leading an impassioned prayer service in an effort to secure Trump's reelection.

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@zachbraff Hannaford supermarkets sells its own version that has more cookie, for less money, and zero backing of biased judges who will put our women back in time.

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

Forget Jesus in toast, I have Pekingese in my bananas. #Pekignesehaverisen 😂

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@hitRECordJoe Watching 2020 presidential debates.

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

At 17 I snuck down to Florida for a long weekend to see my boyfriend. I didn’t kill anyone. #wealldostupidthingsat17

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@Lin_Manuel That was incredible. The writing, the cast, the numbers, the whole damn thing. What a gift you are, @Lin_Manuel , and thank you for sharing what’s inside your brain to the rest of us. Ps. Can you educate us on someone new next ;) #hamiltonmovie #genius #grateful

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@Lin_Manuel I’m certain a thousand people have probably already sent this to you, but I thought it was worthy of your praise ;) #Maskup
https://t.co/UyYR9dxSeB

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@SarahKSilverman I think you are just supposed to eat it though. But hey, you do you ;)

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

Listen, we all age, and it’s a shame that this is even a story. But some of the comments are gold 😂

[New York Post @nypost]

People are stumped by Kellyanne Conway's new look https://t.co/foz3xTTQ0u

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@Trevornoah So powerful. #blacklivesmatter

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@goldengateblond Anyone else hear this and get an image of the Commander’s wife in Handmaid’s Tale, or is it just me?

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@realDonaldTrump Fuuuuuuuuuck you.

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@WhiteHouse This was the most bizarre photo op ever. Fucking poser.

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

I think I’m getting arthritis in my swiping finger. #quarantineproblems

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@NPR The rest of us call it “Toddler temper tantrum.”

[Dr. Jessica Taylor @DrJessTaylor]

Sorry just gotta get this off my chest yeah I know it’s 1am

[Jenna @MommaParadise]

@NPR Quick quick, make everything look as normal as possible because the election is getting closer and my ratings are tanking 🙄