Mommy Mo

Tap tap. Is this thing on?

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

@wbclark @DataMhatre @AustinWater @mattlargey Same here. I am by Mills Elem. Does anyone know if we need to shut off the main water valve to the house?

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

@AustinWater had water at 5:30am but now zero water (zip 78749). Is this an outside the house issue?

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

@ecsuperhero I'd like to buy you a book, Erin. I can either Venmo you or pick your book and I can send it through Amazon.

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

This smells so good and feels so refreshing! https://t.co/3BbLQ0e5G0

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

@ChickfilA went through the drive-thru 2night. We asked 3 diff employees if they made sure to include the extra avocado lime ranch for our salads & 3 times were told "yes, we got it".....only to get home, open the bags and no extra avocado lime ranch. We love you CFA, but c'mon!

[Mark Humphries @markhumphries]

THE GRETA THUNBERG HELPLINE:
For adults angry at a child.

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

@RepMattSchaefer You are an idiot.

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

I just entered to win a free cruise for 2 from @10xTravel #10xTravelCruiseGiveaway https://t.co/8NZu8b1qJ1

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Vomit.

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

3 strikes and you're out! https://t.co/TJ4tqfTabn

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Trump had 3 campaign managers:

#1: Charged with battery of a woman during campaign

#2: Just got indicted

#3: Steve Bannon

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Thank you to all the first responders and people helping each other out. That's what we do as Americans. Here's one way you can help now. https://t.co/iGfE8rAoAu

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

Awesomely hilarious! https://t.co/fWggBUOO7d

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

GREAT meeting today with the best staff in the history of the world!!!

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

It's called 'leadership', Donald. The terrorists were dead 8 minutes after police got the call. If we need an alarmist blowhard, we'll call. https://t.co/NUiy9j4fBt

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

@BarackObama I miss #44.

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

@MissingReagan @tbonier @SusannaDW trump looks constipated in this photo. Thanks for sharing!

[jordan @JordanUhl]

CNN, NY Times, LA Times, Politico have been blocked from the White House press pool.

This is how freedom dies.

[Mommy Mo @MommyMo]

This. https://t.co/Xq6mulD1UD

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump tweets on a non-secure phone, passes classified documents before resort guests, with his staff on private servers. Her emails my ass.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Obama went 8 years without a scandal. Trump? 3 weeks. It's gonna be a long final year for Trump.