𝕄𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕂𝕒𝕞𝕠

Mommy. Sister. Friend. Lover of life. Liker of things.

[Phumzile Van Damme @zilevandamme]

I miss our Uncle T, man. A Twitter legend who built a community around sharing photos of his terrible cooking because he knew they made us laugh. A man authentically himself sharing the simple pleasures of post-politics life. RIP, Governor! Siyak’mista.🕯️🕊️🧄

[V. @toriiii_xoxx]

another reason i want to make money is so i can randomly gift the people i care about.

[𝕄𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕂𝕒𝕞𝕠 @MommyPhly]

@__T_touch bare faced Loot is beautiful!

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

A nigga knowing all the fucked up shit he did to you & still thinking he deserve grace from you is crazy as hell.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Too freaked for celibacy, too passionate for casual, too self aware to settle just miserable enough to yearn for love forever.

[Onyii💗🧚‍♀️ @youdeserveonyii]

If you’re cheating, I hope you get caught🤍 praying for your downfall everyday.

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

i apologize when im wrong. i do not apologize when im provoked. You lit the match, now eat the fire.

[𝕄𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕂𝕒𝕞𝕠 @MommyPhly]

@niyetsel powerful

[LumkaO @Ma_Lunga]

There is something that happens at OR Tambo immigration after you come back from an international trip. I see the sign SA passports holders. But it is when you approach the home affairs immigration, they look at your passport after you have greeted in English and the official says: “usaphila MaNdlovu?” This switch from English to your language. Then they continue to ask: “uhambe kahle?” you reply. While still checking your passport, they say: “sithembe ubuziphethe kahle nawe!” They stamp your passport and they say: “welcome home!” Your smile, your heart ke sana as you go to fetch your bags. Ikhona maan into eyenzekayo kuwe! Uncuma de uyophuma! Yes, we have problems but OR Tambo immigration officials you make it better! Even for those 3 minutes.

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

me realizing he’s just an insecure boy who always needs a girl by his side to feed his ego.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Just act like they died, it helps

[Nobhala @Lazeauxla]

hi guys, I’m a novice educator from the Eastern Cape. During my WIL rounds I discovered that learners struggle with assessment so I started a segment on my social media platforms called Teacher Thursdays aimed at redressing that challenge.
PLS RT 🥹 (links in the replies)

[𝕄𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕂𝕒𝕞𝕠 @MommyPhly]

@destinyzee manje what if he doesn't even have a microwave?

[𝕄𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕂𝕒𝕞𝕠 @MommyPhly]

@_fitnesshub skin

[Lwammie @AladyPL]

The security guard and the cleaner at your workplace are your colleagues.

[Lori - Breaker of Curfews @lori_socal]

Here’s a really good idea: you kidnap someone, put a gun to their head and tell them to dig a really deep and wide hole.

When they’re done, they’ll be assuming they just dug their own grave. That’s when you say “surprise! I’m not gonna kill you. You just dug the hole for my koi pond!”

They’ll be happy and relieved, and you just got some free labor! This is a win/win situation with no downsides.

[ticketkore.io @ticketkore]

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[ticketkore.io @ticketkore]

🔥 The lineup just got hotter! 🔥

Introducing our next powerhouse on the #IgnytAfricaFest stage — 🎧 Welcome! 💃🏾🕺🏾
The beats don’t stop here — stay tuned for more! 👀
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[ticketkore.io @ticketkore]

The decks are officially open. 🎶
Meet our first featured DJ for Ignyt Africa Fest — DJ Sweeto, master of rhythm and vibes. 🌍✨
This is just the beginning… stay tuned for more! 👀
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#Ticketkore #CelebratingAfrica #DrivingImpact