Aunty irl

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[Aunty irl @MomoSapien_]

I’m about to finish my Masters this week. Me? From Northolt? Who can barely speak English? I somehow managed to scam my way through an MSc? The first in my family. Rah. 😫😫😫😫😫

[The Godmother 🇿🇦 @GodmotherThe]

Guys please report this account.

[Zarlashta Daisy Watanmal @ZarlashtaW]

Breaking:

Following my revelations, infamous plagiarist and fraud @NasimiShabnam deleted all her photos related to @Conservatives and British politics including from her LinkedIn👇

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

When the last several Harry Potter books were released, we had midnight book launches attended by millions. Children, in some cases very young, finished these 700 & 800 page books in a single day. And now people are telling me I made it up, that this couldn’t ever have happened.

[ngc1961 🕯️ @MARZlPANN]

The kaffirs are learning slowly how beautiful

[luke lael ᗢ @laelluke]

He’s so hot like this is what the girls must have felt like when JFK won in 1960

[𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒮𝓉𝑜𝓁𝑒 𝒳𝑀𝒜𝒮🎄 @bdesmedia]

hair? HIJABED.
clam? TUCKED.
fetus? ABORTED.
holy book? QURAN.
pigs? ONIKA.
onika? BURGERS.
national anthem? MELATONIN.
language? ARABIC.

[chlo x @chloemxnnxo]

Clacton turning Green

[LilChromie @BigChromie]

We are turning the white house west to face mecca

[AKHENATEN HQ @EgyptCEO]

EID IS ABOUT TO BE A FEDERAL HOLIDAY PLEASE PICK UP YOUR BURKAS AND QURANS FROM THE GENDER REASSIGNMENT CENTERS TOMORROW

[Bill Nickelson @Bill_Nickelson]

Every single data center will now be converted into a mosque.

[Iran in India @Iran_in_India]

The U.S. midterm elections 😄

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

Failed regime change in Tehran caused regime change in Washington

[hot dam historian 🦅 @hotdamhistorian]

everyone in texas is getting gender reassignment surgery tomorrow

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

INSHALLAH

[🖤 @deba2dxr]

saw someone say “men are so self centered they think feminism is about hating them.”

i was gagged.

[bts jimin @outofjm]

the west yearns for kheer, rabdi and ras malai

[k @osheknowsthedj]

The moment it was pointed out that the next Saturday Halloween won’t be for another 11 years…I locked in. I’m in my 20s and my body tea. I’m blacking out tomorrow. Get me a large burrito and an IV drip Nov. 1st

[Burlington Throat Factory 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

"Imagine if black people suffered from racism"

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

An extra hour in bed tonight but more importantly an extra hour of Thatcher being deed