Maureen

Don’t judge me by my past. I don’t live there anymore.

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

@MandJTV_Michael can I join team sky my team would be Draganite Dragapolt Flapple Flygon Dragagle and Etenatas would be my ace

[SEMO Redhawks @SEMORedhawks]

On the eleventh day of 'Hawksmas...

RETWEET for a chance to win this SEMO Men's Pack including a SEMO short-sleeve pullover (2XL), hat, SEMO aluminum cup, 2 tickets to a basketball game (mutually agreed upon), @BurgerKing koozie, and coupons! Entries accepted through Dec. 25.

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

https://t.co/uAvICWvTNs

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Can you please post this?!?!?!!!!!!!

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Can you make this in Fortnite epic why?

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Second and sixth grade #pattonvillelearners #RTSrocks

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Permanent situation.

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Got asked this week if the 11 yo is interested in Jr. Pirates football.

He’s a big kid. But no.

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Mardi Gras parades are amazing.

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

The jabberwacky from the muppets show. I was afraid he was in the basement so I always ran up the stairs.

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Same, Cookie, same.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

On Halloween people dress up like monsters and walk around asking for sweets? Dis sounds like what me do every day.

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Putting this plan in action!

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

I’m having pizza and beer at the bowling alley. Could my Friday night get anymore Midwest? #chandler #midwest

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Meanwhile 7 year old is scraping chocolate off his toes w his bacon. And asking why he can’t have a phone. #theglamlife #buehlerboys #boymom

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Me: I just got an email from the generator. (Side note: we got a generator and it send monthly system check)
10 year old: I’m 10 years old and want a phone but the generator can send emails?!?!

He was outraged.

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Back to school. #PattonvilleLearners #RTSrocks

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

A morning at @STLScienceCtr with #redbirdrookies.

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

This is a trap. If I say “me!” I’ll get it next week. Nope nope nope. Keep minding my own business.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Is there a version of “Rain, Rain, Go Away” where we tell the rain to stay and tell you to go away? Asking for myself.

[Maureen @MomoftheYear78]

Sounds like something @mattlauer78 would say.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.