Momo GL

ARCHER: Season 5, Ep. 6 Min. 6:35

[Momo GL @Momogl]

Yo iba a ser coronada Reina del Autosabotaje, pero le quité las bujías al carro alegórico el día del desfile.

[Momo GL @Momogl]

No sé por qué le tiran hate a Melanie Martinez. Yo la amo. Todas las canciones del K-12 son hits y si yo soportara multitudes iría al Corona nada más para verla a ella.

[Momo GL @Momogl]

Todas las mujeres que conozco sudan bonito; Como Taylor Swift al final del eras tour. Yo cuando sudo me veo como James Brown al final de cualquiera de sus conciertos.

[adrienne @barelytolerabIe]

Frank Churchill energy

[Momo GL @Momogl]

@Karisa904 Confirmo. Yo lo viví y no fue bonito 🧓

[val @lalalandism]

god made men and sent ryan gosling as an apology

[krista @kristabellerina]

I told this guy the name of a movie he couldn’t remember. He still Googled it in front of me and then said, “Oh, you’re right.” But it didn’t bother me too much because women are used to being fact checked by men just like they’re used to being right.

[Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets]

Putting a baby in a freezer would kill it, but freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps if you're very stupid <3

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

MARY: Well, I just had a baby… in a barn. So, thanks to everyone who brought gifts. The gold, the perfumes. All things babies love.
Also the child who inexplicably played drums, like, right in my face.
This…this was great.

[Momo GL @Momogl]

Por qué cada morra en la internet tratando de enseñarme de maquillaje tiene cejas de que después del tutorial va a tratar de invadir China?

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Ken isn't supposed to be sexy.

He's supposed to have an empty head and gentle eyes. He's supposed to have one outfit that doesn't even look good. He's supposed to be left in your trunk of Barbies while you play with your Barbies.

[Momo GL @Momogl]

Después de muchos años de conocernos, por fin mis amigas y yo estamos sincronizadas: Todas estamos viendo Jujutsu Kaisen, King the Land y The Summer I Turned Pretty al mismo tiempo.

[Crash Test Meg, Head Advice Crone @MegNumbers]

What I’m learning from Barbie and the Taylor Swift tour is that women want to get dressed up and go places and have fun and men are invited but if they’re going to be a drag they can stay home, and that makes some men VERY angry.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

the first rule of gwen stefani fight club is don’t speak

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Elon’s story is an inspiring reminder that as long as your dad owns an apartheid emerald mine, you too can become the biggest loser on earth

[anna ??? :00 🇵🇸✨🌸✨🇵🇸 @frogsforgirls]

(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan

don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?

[Momo GL @Momogl]

@carlosleal

[Icona @iconawrites]

“Hustle hard and become highly skilled!” Why, so the goddess Athena can grow jealous of my skills and turn me into a spider? No thanks.

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

When Evelyn’s rock is watching Joy’s rock tumble down that damn hill, and is like “NOPE, I’M COMING TOO, I REFUSE TO LET MY CHILD GO THROUGH THAT ALONE”!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! CINEMA. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Momo GL @Momogl]

Voy a terminarla con odio en mi corazón y luego voy a ver de nuevo Fleabag.

[Momo GL @Momogl]

Argh. ¿Por qué la adaptación de Daisy Jones & The Six está tan mal hecha? El casting es terrible. Le tuvieron miedo a darnos protagonistas desagradables y cambiaron toda la esencia de la historia.