Momo

A happy-go-lucky, socially awkward teenager with a twitter. I mostly just tweet about random thoughts and pieces of my life.

[Momo @Momopixo]

[BLASTING GREEN DAY]

[em ✨ @awfulcuppa]

couldn't do that on a uk plug, get fucked buzz

[Momo @Momopixo]

@pattonoswalt Ah, damn, bro, such neutral news. Not taken from us anytime soon. Rest moderately 💔😔

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[Momo @Momopixo]

@LidlGB Hi Kim, what email address can I send everything to? Or a complaint form? Thanks

[Momo @Momopixo]

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour from management Purna at @LidlGB Brentford. Had an accident on the way in and was ACTIVELY bleeding. Asked staff for help. Got pointed to the aisle section to buy some sanitiser & bandages. I went to someone else, who called the manager back over.

[Momo @Momopixo]

She said, "You asked where to buy some." I said I did not. She said "We're in a shop, what do you expect me to think?" She asked if I'd had the accident in store, and then said "We only provide help if you've had an accident in our store." Absolutely shameful, no basic humanity.

[Momo @Momopixo]

She said, "You asked where to buy some." I said I did not. She said "We're in a shop, what do you expect me to think?" She asked if I'd had the accident in store, and then said "We only provide help if you've had an accident in our store." Absolutely shameful, no basic humanity.

[Momo @Momopixo]

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour from management Purna at @LidlGB Brentford. Had an accident on the way in and was ACTIVELY bleeding. Asked staff for help. Got pointed to the aisle section to buy some sanitiser & bandages. I went to someone else, who called the manager back over.

[T9 @Thafnine]

it's been 11 years and we still haven't figured out why forbes made ksi white here

[Momo @Momopixo]

@AmazingPhil Who?

[apsarā (maneesha) @semmansa]

i took some pictures of my room to remember it by because i’m moving to america soon

[Shablowsk @virtuallyself]

people who are really shy kinda piss me off

[daniel @danielmustdiee]

my friend's letterboxd account pisses me off so much

[ells ⭐️ @hrryyclifford]

anyone else getting # scared about the temperature for tuesday & wednesday? what do you mean 39° on wednesday…?

[Momo @Momopixo]

Read this note.

then hand them a note w everything

[Momo @Momopixo]

@Tom_Smyth_ Apex Predator is my favourite song on yspsfagsil tbh

[Momo @Momopixo]

I do heavily understand bc I had this with one IRL friend in particular but I've opted to stop telling her anything I don't want him to know so she just knows very little of my day to day life now

[k ☆ 🦈 ☆ @fixmemissme]

breaking my silence, your bf should NOT know my business if i told you and not him, my life isn’t gossip or entertainment for him

[Momo @Momopixo]

@LoganPaul Well did you?

[Momo @Momopixo]

Some days I'm chilling and some days I'm this tweet from WillNE in 2019

[Will @willne]

Am so stressed I want to punt a small child over a garden fence

[Momo @Momopixo]

@danielhowell I really hope that's not what you're launching

[Momo @Momopixo]

@danielhowell Dan, with all the respect in the world, this looks like Grimace's butthole