Mike Smiley

Disciple of Christ. Don't take life too seriously... You'll never get out alive. Laughter is my coping mechanism, so I find humor in almost everything.

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

I technically finished yesterday, but I wanted to collect my thoughts for this first. This right here is one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. I’m sure you’re thinking “It’s a lawnmower, what is he talking about?” Read on…

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SALE IS STILL ROLLING TILL MIDNIGHT CENTRAL

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@skilletmusic super disappointed that the concert on Feb 27th is 21+ only. My son just started to love your music but he’s only 13. Isn’t this leaving out a lot of potential fans?

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

Not to self: when you see @ScottPresler walk by you at a restaurant, stop him to say hi. Amazing to see you in my home area! Keep up the amazing work!

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@jeremywalter I’m in!

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@anymanfitness Makes wise-cracks… gets to gym… opens bag… realizes that AirPods are home on charger…
That’ll learn me…
🤦‍♂️

[Dylan Spina @DylanSpina61]

If your thoughts ever are racing -- DO NOT try to catch them... they will take ya on a wild ride

Movement doesn't always solve the issue here. Stillness will.

Sit.
Close your eyes.
Big Breath IN.
LOOooooOOONG SLOooooOW Breath out.
Humming Helps Here.
Let it Let Go.

You Got It

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@anthonysramblin They’re bottling it now. How nice of them.

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@jeremywalter

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@TheJeffPutnam But hey - at least you get another dog out of the deal - once you assemble all the hair that I’m sure came off the dog.

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@Barefoot_Will_ Building Paramount Bedrock
Or just Paramount Bedrock
BPB for short

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@anymanfitness Considering her age vs the others? Gotta do some math to adjust the value of those numbers. Factor in 3-4 years of growth. She’s gonna be warrior out there. Ava the annihilator. Let’s go!!

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@anymanfitness

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@zachhomol_ Find a local barber who can do a shape-up every few weeks. Like w/ a hot towel and edge trim/shave to sharpen it up. Makes a world of difference when it gets unruly. Feels freaking fantastic and usually barbershop vibes are pretty legit.

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@jeremywalter @kneesovertoesg

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

Taking a page from pops book to help with mowing.
Bonus - keeps the bugs outta my face.
Used to despise it, but I’ve come to enjoy the quiet time walking the yard.

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@anymanfitness But but but… your cholesterol! Think of the children!

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@zachhomol_ Cue 10,000 maniacs “These Are The Days”…

[Mike Smiley @Mondochuk]

@anymanfitness JUST ran into this myself Friday night - kiddo had a friend overnight, kid was on the phone the ENTIRE time, even had AirPods in. My son called him out on it when they were starting to watch a movie. “You wanna watch the movie? Or listen to you phone?”