Adam

Big Director Energy. Oklahoma State University alum and fanatic.

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

If people don’t want me to pet their dog they shouldn’t bring them to the beach

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

@Tesla figured out how to make cars drive themselves but automatic car washes can’t figure out how to dry them

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

Why does every single Weather app suck shit

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

Dear HR, I’m sorry that every time a female coworker says she doesn’t feel well I ask if she’s pregnant.

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

I don’t think Siri was invented for me to ask her to play Ms New Booty by Bubba Sparxxx at 8am on work day but here we are

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

Beautiful song

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

I Went Back To Ibiza out now! link in bio

Keep going

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

AMEN

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

If you own a V8 sports car but drive it like a 4 cylinder, you’re a fag

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

@FastbreakHoops5 Highly paid pro bball player puts ball through hoop. Incredible.

[Damon Imani @damonimani]

I tested "no one is illegal on stolen land":

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

Subaru owners either drive 12mph under the speed limit, or drive in race car mode with an obnoxious exhaust system. There is no in between.

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

It’s so wet in here!

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

It happened again!!

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A black man complimented me on my shoes, it’s gonna be a good day

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Thank you. 🙌🙏🫶👇

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

what did the kid say that's wrong?

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

The Big12 found a kid on the street abandoned since age 12 with major scores to settle and said “run our social media…you will answer to nobody”

[Stevie Knight @ImStevieKnight]

No More Talking...

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@CoachGundy

[Joe Mussatto @joe_mussatto]

Oklahoma State has been outscored 121-3 against their last two FBS opponents.

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

For now

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

Didn’t @OU_Football lose to Army in their last game?

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Finally some chaos!! FCS member Tarleton State upsets Army 30-27 in 2 OT. Tarleton was 14 1/2 point underdog

[Adam @MoneyCrisp]

What happens in these vans and how illegal is it?