‼️🔥 MONEY SMP 5 HEATS UP 🔥 ‼️
After many seasons of disappointment, @LuigiToan gets a chance to prove his skill stands head and shoulders above the rest of the cast.
S tier Flowtives VS. A tier LuigiToan: A battle for the ages.
(source: @Drake)
BREAKING ‼️:
@LuigiToan has reportedly YET TO DIE on Money SMP Season 5, sparking rumors of hacking.
Upon reaching out for comment, Luigi replied unprompted:
“Why would I use NoFall or Fly hacks?”
He then refused to screenshare and left the call.
(source: @MrTokeru)
HEARTWARMING:
As Money SMP Season 5 began, having heard @LuigiToan’s tragic story of being the worst Player EVER, SB737 purposefully claimed the first death on the server to help him.
LuigiToan responded by immediately mocking his death in chat.
(source: @fymada_)
As Money SMP mini hacking drama dies down, we decided to interview the captain of Green Team @LuigiToan to get an insider scoop into what happened with Tokeru hacking:
“I probably should have double checked the mod folder I gave him”
(source: @MegaEdeath)
‼️DRAMA ALERT‼️
Money SMP fans and members are outraged over MrTokeru ban, admins are scrambling.
We reached out for qoutes:
Epax: “he got banned for something all of us do”
Jason: “I don’t see anything fishy”
Luigi: “I can hold off Tokeru”
(source: @nbc)
BREAKING: as the Money SMP Mini draft continues, a POLYMARKET prediction has dropped 🤯‼️:
Users are allowed to bet on whether players drafted by Luigitoan will quit the internet before the season 👀
Before the Money SMP draft begins, we decided to run a poll among the mini members to see who they would rather get drafted by: @LuigiToan or @tingzmc ? 🤔❓
A surprising amount of players (100%) chose to be grinded up into little bits and pieces instead 👀🤯
As the Money SMP Mini Team draft begins, we decided to interview some of the team coaches to get a deeper insight into their strategies 👀🤔:
When asked how he would lead his team to Victory, @LuigiToan responded:
“hahahahahahhahahaahahahahaha”
(source: @espn)
BREAKING ‼️:
@LuigiToan reportedly retired from Money SMP after losing Season 4 and winning most disappointing player AGAIN. 😔
“I’m done.”
(via @BusinessInsider)
As Money SMP progresses, conflicts heat up. 🔥
After raiding a struggling team’s base, pink team has decided to gloat about their mediocre achievement. 😒
Who gives a fuck?
Today’s Money SMP event was Mob Mania— and it took an unexpected turn.
The vindicator miniboss was dealing far more damage than anyone anticipated, luckily for Green team, @LuigiToan stepped up to help:
“I can hold off the vindicator”
He died 5 seconds later.
(via @BBC)
Anonymous sources claim that Minecraft servers going down was an inside job orchastrated by @LuigiToan’s camp to harm other teams 👀
The plan went sideways when Luigi logged off to check if the plan worked, leaving others to grind
“Can we pause the event?”
(via @NBCNews)
As Minecraft is facing an outage, Money SMP has been heavily affected and had to kick all players except the S-tiers
In a moment of heartfelt compassion- @LuigiToan decided to log off despite having to prepare for a solo mission:
“Short quote about kindness”
(via @WyLL_YT)
As the Money SMP season is nearing its beginning, we decided to interview some team captains to get an insight into their strategy going into team bidding.
When asked what is factored in while choosing base locations and strategies, @LuigiToan answered:
“What?”
(via @espn)
Sources claim that @InfamousJJ77 has injured himself trying to take a pizza slice from @Dione4K 🍕 🥸
Is he the most injury prone MSMP member? 👀
(via @EpicGames)
BREAKING: @LuigiToan is currently being investigated for allegedly betting on MoneySMP seasons and purposefully losing to cash out. ‼️
Could this be the reason for his losing streak? 👀
(via @FBI)
BREAKING: @BryThatGuyyy learned that other team captains may want him on his team and might not be with @clown_pierce this season
"If I'm not with Clown and Sols I can't make it"
😬😬😬
(Via @elgato)