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[Money Doug @Money__Doug]

Gonna try to do more of my posting over at the other place. Follow me over there if you’re so inclined!

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

US media will be like "we've got a scandal" and it's literally a politician caring about homeless people

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome

[Money Doug @Money__Doug]

@CHRISF0GLE Hellllll yeah

[Money Doug @Money__Doug]

@teswoketoi Oh no I’ll never understand swimming in brown water how do I live with myself

[Money Doug @Money__Doug]

@TheRealJChubby @seattletimes @RANGEMedia4all @hannahkrieg Hannah’s the Seattle news GOAT imo

[Money Doug @Money__Doug]

@divalectics It’s true! I want a cast iron skillet and a stainless steel saute pan and I’m set.

[Money Doug @Money__Doug]

🤨🤨🤨

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[Emo Morales 🇵🇸 @Gompers_Stomper]

Most incredible case of nominative determinism I've ever seen

[Money Doug @Money__Doug]

Lol

[Wesley @WesleyLowery]

FL police use A.I. to identify a vehicle theft suspect from surveillance video. Based on an "85% match" they arrest and charge Jalil Richardson. He spends 3 months in jail. He loses his job, his home, and custody of his kids.

Richardson lives in N.C.
He's never been to Florida. And his timesheet shows him at work at the time of the crime. No one checked before charging him. https://t.co/2AcQYwq30f

[kenz @allthekenz]

WRONG

[Money Doug @Money__Doug]

@nkulw Good writing requires a level of humility and self awareness (for editing your own writing, for instance) that is fundamentally incompatible with the views these people are advocating.

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

Even if Biden hadn't done every other evil disgusting thing he did I'd hate him forever for allowing ADHD meds to get fucked up like this

[Money Doug @Money__Doug]

Palestine did it first

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

We told Russia they couldn’t have Starbucks and they really said, “okay—now we own it, and we call it “Stars coffee”.
Same great taste, no American demands met. 😂

They did this for virtually every brand that got sanctioned btw. Just made it their own.

[Money Doug @Money__Doug]

@adamjohnsonCHI @isaiah_bb I’ve started reminding my girlfriend “you gotta kiLL the Protestant in your head”

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

Lift the cap on Social Security payroll tax. This will take care of the problem. Next Dem trifecta has to do this immediately.