baron von pissingmyself

bug 🐛 33 🏳️‍⚧️

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

not just saying this because i have arthritis so my joints suck, but the next time we design the human body let's do one big bone (i know how that sounds, i'm not an idiot). it could branch out for limbs. as for bending, I'm not totally sure, but I am giving us a starting place

[kage @sukikage_]

Self undiagnosing. I’m fine

[baron von pissingmyself @umthatb1tch]

bugs. making concoctions. worrying my parents. convening with the animal world. rocks

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

the only genital preference i have is wet i think wet is nice

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Don't talk to me about tiktok. Please focus. It's only us now. We're gonna forget how to make concrete

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

It’s over for me in some regards but that just frees me up to do other things

[baron von pissingmyself @umthatb1tch]

a blue collar worker with hand tattoos and a middle finger profile pic hates to see me coming

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[Himbo Chef @CowboyCryptid]

Smoove off, you say?

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Me: this THC drink ain’t shit

Me, 15 seconds later:

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Jimothy fever has reached my grandfather

[baron von pissingmyself @umthatb1tch]

nonverbal at the dntist. if they see this can yall do the saliva suction thingy

[baron von pissingmyself @umthatb1tch]

@CowboyCryptid 👋

[luca @cisnistr]

me whenever i see trans man dom top content bc not all of us are submissive

[baron von pissingmyself @umthatb1tch]

@badinfinity2 did you get to keep the tattoos?

[Paige Cornwell @pgcornwell]

Not to brag but Jimothy and I live in the same city.

[Animal Mother 🐺🗡️ @Engxxxge]

😂😭😂😭

[The Amazing World of GUMBO🦑 @hdnvllyrancheir]

me when i walk in on my non binary roommate jerking off

[baron von pissingmyself @umthatb1tch]

when i wash a spoon in the sink it doesn't do That Thing and get water everywhere because i am pure of heart

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes