Monica

[Dewey Decimal @_DeweyDecimal]

Oh shit the singles live it's midnight on the east coast

[Monica @Monica_irl]

@Idiotic_Oddity Copacetic by Dewey Decimal!

https://t.co/Q4gheZDeeV

[Monica @Monica_irl]

@_DeweyDecimal Not even “is so shitty”. It’s that shitty.

[Monica @Monica_irl]

@_DeweyDecimal @AlaskaAir Do better.

[Dewey Decimal @_DeweyDecimal]

Im just tryna feel something, anything

[Monica @Monica_irl]

@_DeweyDecimal Or a way to tell @Delta to fuck off, as 5 of their customer service representatives took the liberty to tell us before canceling the flight with NO NOTICE.

[Monica @Monica_irl]

@SHAQ and I both love icy hot. We’d be the best of friends.

[Monica @Monica_irl]

If you haven’t, please watch David Attenborough’s “A Life On Our Planet”.

[Monica @Monica_irl]

I deep fried for the first time in my life bc @chrissyteigen’s cook book. Totally going to deep fry more ❤️

[Monica @Monica_irl]

I miss living on fault lines

[Monica @Monica_irl]

I now can’t order a hamburger from restaurants because @seth_irl’s hamburgers are the best.

[Monica @Monica_irl]

The best advice I have ever learned for being a teacher was from my high school teacher @lauriedroberts; just tell them you’re on their side❤️

[Monica @Monica_irl]

When you have to educate your SO about what circus animal crackers are (aka deliciousness)

[Monica @Monica_irl]

I’m the kind of person who gets ridiculously excited when I hear the ice cream truck

[Monica @Monica_irl]

My man just got me a Kate Spade insulated lunch box bc I mentioned I liked Kate Spade bags. He loves me and I love him💕@seth_irl #Quarantine #katespade

[Monica @Monica_irl]

@HellsKitchenFOX thank you for existing. #Gordonramsay #HellsKitchen

[Monica @Monica_irl]

@Chilis you should make this pepper your new logo

[Monica @Monica_irl]

When your boyfriend orders warm cookies delivered to you at midnight ❤️

[Monica @Monica_irl]

Why is no one talking about dams? Let’s talk the impact on fish they have.