seth parker, ccf

sophisticated hayseed

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

Naan isn't pita. Stop it.

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

It's going be a tense Saturday morning with the Dutch wife

#USMNT #LETSGOOOOOO #USAvsNL

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

@tarahudiburg :( hate that

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

Moscow, ID is my favorite place on earth. We never locked our doors in college. I'm appalled. Be brave Vandals.

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

big sun coming strong through the motel blinds

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

is now a candidate certified forester, s/o @foresters

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

S'go 'Scow

[Barstool Idaho @BarstoolUIdaho]

Good to see you again @IUBarstool

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

@BarstoolUIdaho @IUBarstool I would absolutely have gone with a $1.3mil sign this year, but i finished grad school at ND and moved to Oregon in May

#RollVandals

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

Is it a homeless camp, or is it simply Jacques Cartier setting up a fur trading post? Fentanyl or beaver pelts???

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

Haven't heard any nearby gunshots since moving to happy valley. Pretty sweet!

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

USPS receipts are built different. So sturdy

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

@ericyeetz Yeah man, yeah. Nurse fucking Jane, Big time. Why would you want to bite metal? Lunacy

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

hearing is so much harder than listening

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

If reincarnation is real i wanna come back as like a dog with it's head sticking out of a car window

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

I think my favorite thing in life might be trying to whistle birds' songs back to them perfectly

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

I hate golf

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

@Missmollisol L
Girl, call me up, i program ecological models like a motherfucker

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

The sun is coming out, just in time to set

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

We did it! @Monica_irl

If you're feeling generous...
https://t.co/UtAM8EcFE5

[seth parker, ccf @seth_irl]

@MylerTeyer I'm sorry for your loss