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Suburban Chicago native- NoCo StL - Suburban DSM Iowa. Change Maker & Proud Child of Immigrants.

[M @MonkW]

@AskTarget are you directing your stores to round down or up on pennies? Cashier rounded down so I was shorted today. Wondering what your policy is.

[M @MonkW]

@VerizonSupport Can you follow me back so I can pm you

[M @MonkW]

@Verizon we returned home wireless equipment over two weeks ago and just got hit with a $200 fee for not returning it. We used a return label you gave us, wouldn't you see it's been shipped?

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

It's jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland

[Des Moines Register @DMRegister]

Grinnell College would pay huge endowment tax increase under GOP budget bill. Here's why: https://t.co/1JRJ9h0Rew

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Holy shit you’ve got to be kidding me

Winnipeg scores with 1.6 seconds left in game 7 to send this thing to OT & the roof is about to blow off of the arena…

There’s not a better sport on planet earth than playoff hockey. Goosebumps. Unreal.

[madeleine @parietines]

Saturday 8-2: I love having a lazy, nothing day
2pm: if I don't do something I'm gonna jump off a bridge

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

“giddy up, jingle horse! pick up your feet!!” sounds like something my homophobic gym teacher would scream at me.

[mariah 🪬 @_ssiieerra]

i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated 😭😭

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Can we get 500 retweets on this video of Kamala Harris humiliating Donald Trump on Call Her Daddy

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

Ok this is a perfect comedic delivery.

[Jose de Jesus Ortiz @OrtizKicks]

“The kindest person in the room is often the smartest.”
Illinois Governor J. B. Pritzker’s delivered a brilliant speech during Northwestern’s graduation. “How To Spot An Idiot” was the hook.
I bet you’ll be glad you listened to this speech.

[Henrik Blix @henrikontheweb]

Tim Walz is effectively communicating something that most dem politicians have previously failed at which is “its normal to want government to help people and it’s weird for it to make laws about your sex life”

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Helicopter parenting creates adults who are easily frustrated and entitled.

Children need to experience loss, rejection, and hurt.

HERE'S WHY:

[David Koeller @dkoellerwx]

Yes, Northern Lights are possible Friday night into Saturday! Is it a guarantee we'll see them? No. But it is the best shot it looks like we've had in about a year. Remember, auroras are often dim & on the horizon in this area, so get away from city lights! Best time 12a-Sunrise.

[M @MonkW]

@kzieff I've been there. Throw em away so it doesn't happen again.

[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true

[a random Brandon @brandomonium]

If not free healthcare, maybe ad-supported healthcare. Like my doctor can stop in the middle of examining me and sing the Liberty Mutual jingle

[Satan @s8n]

i don’t want your souls anymore, they are all depressing.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Please don’t make me choose pickup or delivery to see your online menu, I just need to practice my drive-thru order