Monka Funka

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Even at your best, you'll never be right for the wrong person. But even at your worst, the right person will remind you of your worth.

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@Ask_Spectrum why are y’all doing maintenance at 9am? Some people have jobs that require the internet to actually be working. Give me my internet back

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@Gneazyx are you ever going to fix the counter in your deathrun? I have completed your deathrun 16 times. Doesn’t count. Won’t let me into bonus levels. It’s been broken the entire time this map has come back. And you’re obviously updating stuff. Fix this please.

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@TMobile @TMobileHelp my phone is stuck in sos mode but my moms on the same plan is not. Please fix whatever is down.

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@XBOX don’t go full digital consoles.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Hey @ATT how do I get your door to door people to stop coming to my house? I don’t have your service and I want them to quit bothering me.

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@7eleven I did. But y’all really need to either update your systems to make checking stock easier or put someone else in charge of ordering stock at my local location. It’s ridiculous. On multiple occasions they have been out of cups, lids, sugar, stirrers, java monsters, and many others.

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Dear @7eleven, why is my local store always out of stuff? Went to go get a slurpee and this time they didn’t have any cups. You need to teach them how to order stock better. Circle K and Speedway never do me like this 😒

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Hey @duolingo, you owe me double xp since your app went down in the middle of me using mine from daily quests 😡 not cool.

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@FortniteStatus @Fortnite Bruh… please fix it! I just had my wisdom teeth taken out and Fortnite was going to be my distraction 😭

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Hey @myfahlo I received one of your bracelets as a birthday gift on December 21st, 2024. It is now December 25th, 2024 and it already says it lost tracking. I thought yall guarantee at least 6 months of tracking and not 3-4 days. And now yall want to make me buy a new one?

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@hotpockets @PoisonToga Your customers have determined…. That’s a lie! Give us the sleeves back. Hot pockets are also… you know…. Hot. The sleeve protected our hands.

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Randomly decided to look up how @netflix is doing on the Bioshock adaptation only to find out in July (I’m late, I know) they announced they reduced the budget. So I no longer have high hopes for this. They’re gonna fuck it up.

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@Starbucks I am an old gold card member. My card is now so beat up. Is it still possible to get a replacement card? I have it in my app. I just miss having the actual physical card in working condition too.

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Bruh @netflix I neeeeeeeeed to know what happened after the ending of Uglies. Pleeeeease make the other movies 😭🙏🏻

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I really wish I had some Cajun boiled peanuts rn.

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I wish #Palia was on Xbox 😔 @playPalia

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@krispykreme why does your location in Gastonia, NC suck so bad? They were out of doughnuts Wednesday. Closed yesterday but you could still place orders via DoorDash that you couldn’t even receive. Is it privately owned? Because they are giving Krispy Kreme a terrible rep here.

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@FortniteGame Got a login failure twice now after waiting in the queues, only to be put back in a TWO HOUR queue at 2:30pm est.

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I feel like the universe is testing me rn to see if I learned anything…. And I don’t really like it. Because I have… but it still fucking annoys me.