Vaults is now live on Robinhood Chain.
What is Vaults?
All you need is a thesis.
Bullish on nuclear energy? Tell it: "create a vault based on nuclear energy."
The agent then kicks off deep research, finds the best tokenized stocks, and spins up an auto-rebalancing vault you can trade as one asset.
Every thesis deserves an index. Soon it gets a vault too.
sorry to anyone who tailed me on base
brian changed his pfp to a memecoin, i wrote a whole thesis on why $BRIAN could be the culture coin that onboards @base users, and he removed it hours later. coin went to zero, 10,000+ people down -90%
i was wrong to trust base leadership again. the thesis made sense but the thesis doesn’t matter when the people running the chain don’t care about the people trading on it
this is the last time. not saying it out of frustration, saying it as a rule. base has fumbled every single opportunity it’s ever had because the leadership treats their own community as disposable. i’m not giving them another chance to prove me wrong
back to chains where the people at the top actually give a shit
Someone say a prayer for this guy
He topblasted 50 ETH ($88,000) into $BRIAN at $34m last night
Not even 24 hours later, it’s worth 1.5 ETH ($3,000) after @brian_armstrong changed his pfp and nuked the coin to zero 😭
BREAKING: Robinhood Chain’s biggest launchpad abruptly shuts down after collecting $12 MILLION in fees.
Noxa, the launchpad that fueled Robinhood Chain’s memecoin boom, has abruptly ceased operations after out-earning Pump .fun for five consecutive days, citing concerns over a flood of low-quality tokens and spam.
The ecosystem’s biggest memecoins have since plunged more than 30% from their ATHs following Noxa’s exit, with many users accusing the platform of orchestrating a “soft rug.”
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