Gia the Monkey

#BTHOJimSchlossnagle that god damn RAT of a human Being

[Gia the Monkey @MonkeyGia3]

Made an unreal amount of money this night.

[Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam @Pretti_pretti]

@xborisr Pole assassin... sometimes she brings Gia the monkey on stage 😩

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

You’ll have a WHAT?

[Texas A&M Aggies 👍 @12thMan]

Another step forward 👍

Two National Championships
Two individual National Champions
Two SEC titles
Lone Star Showdown clinched
First College Football Playoff appearance
13 programs in the Top 25
16 teams in postseason competition

We go again this August, Ags

[Cone Dad @AppStateConeBoy]

This type of immersive broadcast intro could never happen today because it’d require Kirk Herbstreit to shut the fuck up

[Texas A&M System @tamusystem]

Texas A&M AgriLife is leading the effort to stop the New World screwworm.

Earlier this month, the @USDA announced funding for 40 research projects through its New World Screwworm Grand Challenge.

Out of 226 applications nationwide, @AgriLife was selected to lead seven of the 40 funded projects and contribute to seven more — 14 in all: https://t.co/xjiUj6qwXM

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevHarlanEffect]

“I was just talking to Kevin O’Connell.”

[Gia the Monkey @MonkeyGia3]

Very very important stat @TurdAtNight

[Carl Higbie @CarlHigbie]

FYI: you are 8 times more likely to die of diarrhea in India than you are of being killed by a gun in America

[Carl Higbie @CarlHigbie]

FYI: you are 8 times more likely to die of diarrhea in India than you are of being killed by a gun in America

[TECTONE 🇺🇸 @Tectone]

Maybe groceries cost so much because we give 50 million people them for free

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Class of 2027 WR Damani Warren has Committed to Texas A&M, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’4 210 WR chose the Aggies over Michigan, Oregon, and Auburn

“Aggieland here I come #ElkoEra”

https://t.co/Xj4qAAiPRc

[Avery @avesdb]

Happy 2 years to this and arguably the craziest 24 hours of my life as an Aggie ❤️

[Sam Spiegelman @samspiegs]

NEW: No. 1 cornerback John Meredith made a splash with his commitment to the Longhorns over the Aggies this month

“I love A&M to death. It’s nothing personal. It’s business.”

More: https://t.co/RnumbTzsjQ @JOHN_MEREDITH2

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: U.S. Deploying Search-and-Rescue Teams, Medical Aid, and Humanitarian Assistance to Venezuela.

[Tyler Rogoway @Aviation_Intel]

This is where the US military can broadly impact the relationship with Venezuela again. They are now our friends? Go big helping them here. We are prepared and ready for this mission. Huge opportunity here.

[Ebo @EBoKnowss]

Maybe the punishment is just an ultra marathon on the treadmill

If you wanna be on the treadmill so bad during the work day, you can’t leave

Hell make it a subathon. Start at 26.2 and every 1000 subs add a mile to the distance

[Gia the Monkey @MonkeyGia3]

@commbankerguy Where are you located? (generally ofc) A lot of the things you tweet I’m seeing the opposite of. My spread is increasing and pipeline just won’t quit growing despite my best efforts lol… about an hour east of Dallas for me.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Amazing how none of these maximum empathy people ever try to empathize with a middle class blue collar worker having a quarter of his earnings confiscated to pay for gay rights advocacy in Macedonia.

[MikeKlis9NEWS @mikeklis9news]

Sources confirm #Broncos reached 4-year contract agreement with 3rd-rd pick Tyler Onyedim. (First @bylucaevans). It includes $1.83 billion signing bonus and worth $7.39m over 4.
All #Broncos draft picks now under contract.

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Left wing governments haven’t won a single election in Latin America since USAID was defunded

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ