Turd Ferguson

Have fun with it. Menace to society. All around horrible time **not affiliated with your opinion**

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

Sincerely TF

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

@MonkeyGia3 And diarrhea death is the best case scenario in India which is crazy

[freya jane @freyaunfiltered]

greg abbott core

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Oregon getting they butt spit in.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Beck throws the prettiest hospital ball. shades of Carr

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

“Carson it’s just one pick don’t let it rattle you. We’re still in the lead, we can win this game”

Carson Beck:

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

@downbadcomment

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

@pft_lover That one wasn’t a very hard jump. If anything I’m convinced they were intentionally designed like that

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

The funniest thing is people online saying the “nipple tip” Gatorade is the best ever. Like it isn’t shaped exactly like a cock… Shits even ribbed for your pleasure… Just putting your mouth on the tip and shooting massive gator cock load into the back of your throat.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

RFK Jr., if you can hear me now. I’m about to hide a Reese’s peanut butter cup in between the patties of my double cheeseburger. Nobody will even know. Please RFK Jr. send me a sign not to, if not then it can just be our little secret ;) XD

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

@MonkeyGia3 ^Anti-semitism dog whistle

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

He a freak fr cause why he draw Lilo like that

[Vincent Alexander @NonsenseIsland]

Great sketch by Chris Sanders, director of LILO & STITCH (the original).

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

@pft_lover @julietabbouli Just from you or the whole family?

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

It’s Friday. https://t.co/Z8wmOHVTcm

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

@MonkeyGia3 This idea is starting to act like my dick at a strip club. It’s growing on me!

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

Rolling into the summer you gotta go

• Kona Big Wave
• Dos Equis
• Miller
• Pacifico
• Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy

HM: Lone Star Light

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

@MonkeyGia3 The Guinness respect is so hot in the streets right now. I’m just laughing imagining a Guinness on the beach. Pretty sold pull with that shiner salt and lime

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

@MonkeyGia3 @Drewtamu This is an “on the verge of divorce” aunt and recovering alcoholic uncle fridge.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdAtNight]

@MonkeyGia3 That’s why we couldn’t find the shit. Unbelievable