Pat McCrotch

Worlds Fastest Yanker | Bingo Lover

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

@MonkeyGia3 50yr mortgages are about to make you a lot of money. Bank man always wins. Scumbag!

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

@MonkeyGia3 Kit Kats are elite and calling someone a scumbag when they’re handing out full sized Hersey bars should be prison time

[Gingy Bets @Gingybets]

Professional wigga interpreter here:

He went to Vandy and bama back door covered (late game cover on the spread), cost him $20,000 (wager)

Hopped on the Jet to south beach (Miami) for a bender of a weekend (party)

Went to the Bahamas with the iceman (Drakes crew) (thats a rapper) and played baccarat cuz it was calling his name (iykyk)

Went back to southbeach (Miami) for his boys birthday. Ended up at booby trap (strip joint)

All that & still 9 days left in the month for him to turn up.

I am open for work @JManziel2 🫡

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

@MonkeyGia3 @SexyLegsSarge Stop I’m gonna cum

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Paywall Stuey!!!

[Barstool Sports Advisors @BSSAdvisors]

Week 1 Records:

@stoolpresidente (2-4)
@BarstoolBigCat (4-2)
@StuartFeiner (5-0)
@Jerrythekid21 Stats (2-4)

[Barstool Pick Em @Barstoolpickem]

This is what @Barstoolpickem is all about!

Good clean fun!

[Depressed Cowboys Fan @traphousesports]

Sorry Micah I love you but you an opp now so my suggestion would be for you to go to hell

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

@MicahhParsons11

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

@MonkeyGia3 @grok are onion rings breakfast food?

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

“Phenomenal” is a bit of an overstatement. 101 mph at night is not good. He and the cop handled it as they should.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Class Act: Body cam footage has been released of Browns star QB Shedeur Sanders, who was respectful and honest when getting pulled over by the cops after going 41 miles per hour over the speed limit.

You can tell that phenomenal parents raised Sheduer.

A model citizen on and off the field 👏

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

@MonkeyGia3 Damn. RIP Anna

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

@MonkeyGia3 So you’re “joining up”?

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

@TurdAtNight You see dicks in everything. If anything you’re the gay one

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

@TurdAtNight God damn I want some In-N-Out now

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

@julietabbouli @TurdAtNight gonna do this for your wedding present

[Pat McCrotch @pft_lover]

@MonkeyGia3 I bet your health insurance rate is outrageous. Probably didn’t get it until after she was pregnant