Ross Geller

Professor of Paleantology and three time divorcee.

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

I'M THE HOLIDAY ARMADILLO!

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

You have Unagi @JoeBiden

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

WHO ELSE IS FINE?!

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

Delaware 🥺

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

IDON'TCAREABOUTTHESTOOPIDBAND!!

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

Maybe SHE WAS ON A BREAK!!

[The Cut @TheCut]

A woman who worked for Robert De Niro's production studio is accused of "binge-watching astounding hours of TV shows on Netflix" when she was supposed to be working https://t.co/Srtfz8bF4C

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

PIVOT!

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo.

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

More party boys for @chandlermbing

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

WHO ELSE IS FINE???

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

.@chandlermbing If you EVER hurt my little sister... If you EVER cause her ANY unhappiness, of any kind... I will hunt you down... And kick your ass.

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!!

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness?

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

When were you... Under me?

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

WE WERE ON A B R E A K!!!

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

It was 5:30 in the morning. And you had rambled on for eighteen pages. FRONT AND BACK!

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

I AM like Indiana Jones...

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

Hey, what are some other time periods, Rachel?

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

Oh yeah? I wonder why? What would that smarmy letch possibly want...?

[Ross Geller @Monkey_lover]

I'm gonna start to climb down you now...