Chandler M. Bing

I used to work in data processing and reconfiguration, now I work in advertising. I still use humor as a defense mechanism though. /parody

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

@J_tribbianicp Mmh

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

15 seasons on twitter, yay. @elonmusk
Could the tweet limit BE any lower?

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

@thesecondsingle @stevevai in Crossroads

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

I KNEW IT

[Luscious413👸🐝♈ @Luscious413_]

#LoveIsBlind Marshall is seen with his girlfriend on a double date with Tiffany & Brett. Marshall has been with this Queen for a while but obviously couldn’t show in public because of the show contract. #LoveisBlind4 #LOVEISBLINDreunion #loveisblindlive

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

We told you guys, Joey would have a room above our garage!

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Don’t miss ⁦@JoshMalina⁩ in ⁦@Leopoldstadtbwy⁩. Incredible cast. Stunning play. #donna&joshapproved

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

@BradleyWhitford @JoshMalina @Leopoldstadtbwy wholesome

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

@JoshMalina Ooph

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

I actually liked the apothecary table! But these @potterybarn golden goblets - they’re abysmal #notagain

[Love is Blind @LoveisBlindShow]

falling asleep.. falling in love.. same but dif 😴 the first five episodes of LOVE IS BLIND S4 ARE OUT NOW!

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

@Chris_Meloni

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

How do you say „really cool way to live“ in Sanskrit?

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

Yeah, but I wore Diane Keaton‘s tux !

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

Fitting.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Let’s give public school teachers a raise.

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

I am just an average white gut but why did @Lakers not go through @KingJames (congrats btw) more after the third? Could they want the playoffs less?

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

How is this even a question?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

What’s the best ensemble cast in history?

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

How does LA lose that game? Three starters sub 10 points 🙀
And somebody needs to work with @KingJames on 3s, 1-7 is not acceptable.

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

I am going to save you all some time. Remember the closet in our apartment? I am pretty sure one of @JavuChef‘s boxes was labeled „top secret“…

[CNN @CNN]

About a dozen classified documents were found at former Vice President Mike Pence's Indiana home and turned over to the FBI, sources tell CNN https://t.co/KjBR0SmnSB

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

Can we agree, „yeah, i made a mistake and I am owning it“ is not a free pass to go to „but“ and putting blame one the other person next? @LoveisBlindShow S2 finale has me spinning.

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

Happy Birthday belated

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

i back.

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

I support the US withdrawing. Shouldn‘t have gone in the first place… I mean nobody should have gone!

[CNN @CNN]

Iran calls for the US to be kicked out of the 2022 World Cup after the United States Soccer Federation changed Iran’s flag on its social media platforms to show support for protesters https://t.co/Apoag2GPHE