Monica Geller

I'm Monica, I'm disgusting, I stalk guys and keep their underpants.

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

Who wants a nice steaming cup of hot mocklate?

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

Stupid closet full of bugs!

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.

[Joey Tribbiani @joeyFtribbiani]

Joey: It's like the way Monica feels about low-fat mayonnaise. Monica: Its NOT mayonnaise!

[Joey Tribbiani @joeyFtribbiani]

Monica: Be sleepy, that'll throw her off! Rachel: And grumpy! Chandler: Stop naming dwarfs!

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

Tulsa Oklahoma?

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

@chandlermbing then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat?

[Chandler M. Bing @chandlermbing]

@realjch try me. at the least you'll get a sarcastic comment ;-) Have to warn you though, @javuchef forbid to give relationship advice

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

You don't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do.

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

@Crap__Bag You had a bathroom break at 20:30! Pee on your own time.

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

@FoxyBasmah I love all my wonderful fans! I always knew I'd be famous someday!

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

Pants and a sweater. Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters?

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

How about just a boom?

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

@Monkey_lover All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop annoying me!

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

@chandlermbing Chicken? I could eat some chicken...

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

Over 1,000 followers? To celebrate I am going to get a pair of those expensive boots in tan! Just don't tell Chandler!

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

@Crap__Bag You've got curly hair right? What do you do in the humidity!?

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

Eeeew... @UglyNaked_Guy is laying kitchen tile!

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organized. But hey, I can be a kook.

[Monica Geller @JavuChef]

@chandlermbing You don't have to do everything Dr. Phil tells you.