Mingjane Wu

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[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

We need an intern. This position will be supervised by the social media people. Said intern will *probably* get to tweet from this account - it depends on how well you fight for your memes.
(OKC based)

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@KBSpangler I get that, and I get the back pain, but I will probably never get more rocks because the last time I went some middle-aged lady working there was wearing a pro-trump shirt that said that if I didn't like her I should leave, so I never went back.

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@UrsulaV I've been saying this since my teens, but then again I've had a pollen allergy since my teens and I always want the rain to wash the pollen out.

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@trowelblister @KBSpangler My cats have taken to licking rabbit piss from the floor (indoor cats and rabbits)

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@UrsulaV https://t.co/tuA05ftfl7

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@NeolithicSheep I'm sorry you need to flee. And I hope you're prepared for potential nosebleeds from the drier air.

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@LouisatheLast So you can't just make a tiny nursery and bring it home like any other proud parent?!

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@beatonna Firstborn never got into songs on repeat even as a toddler, so it was a bit of a surprise to listen to second-born do exactly that, except with songs she hears from Minecraft YouTubers.

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@KBSpangler With solid rainfall and a decent chill period, you can probably grow lychees.

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@jenniebreeden Ugh, I can't imagine putting up with that while my kids were toddlers. It's bad enough when they're potty-trained and capable of getting themselves.

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@TheLazyAnole No grooming, just sniffing at this point.

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

New pastime: bunny watching.

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

70% is still learning that the water dish isn't his.

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@TheLazyAnole So far they just sniffed the cat and the cat freaked out and swatted the bigger one (Joel)

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

"Nice tail you got there. Shame if something happens to it..."

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

The brothers appear to have adjusted to life with the family. Meet Joel and Ethan.

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

I can imagine what 70% is thinking: "why did you bring these weird kittens into the house?"

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

@ALCESonline Ooo, is it dissectable, like the frog dolls that you can open and rearrange the organs?

[Ashley - Serious Security Scientist @Infosec_Taylor]

Convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner now goes by his middle name. So now we need to remember convicted rapist Allen Turner is formerly known as convicted rapist Brock Turner.

[Mingjane Wu @Monkeyatron]

LOOKIT WHAT I FOUND AT OSAKA'S! THIS WILL REPLACE THE WASABI I KILLED!