Monroe Coyote

Bastard demigod. World(s) Traveller.

[Monroe Coyote @MonroeCoyote]

Graphic Artists - y'all KNOW I love ya'z, right?
Please note that Chinese New Year, or Lunar New Year, or whatever the kids are calling it these days, doesn't start til #FEBRUARY!
It ain't the #YearOfTheRat just yet.
Simma' down, nah!

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@PLynnBailey That "Neil" guy sounds like a 'creator'. Be careful, Park. Those guys are NUTS! Let 'em get too close and they could turn your whole world upside-down! (Literally! it's a 'thing'! It happened to us once, and he did it with a PENCIL!! It wasn't pretty!)

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Yesterday was #FridayThe13th and nothing weird happened to us. We must be getting OLD.

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@ShastaB24 Different Universes, you say? We're familiar with the concept. Let us know if you need a pin-up art or two. Or a back cover illustration. Or background character silliness. Or a martini.

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@QuinnAnansi @JohnnyBiOnyx I guess this means that we'll have to try... HARDER.

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I am bored.
Bored bored bored.
This, of course, means that someone's about to get pranked.
Or eaten.
Or 'EATEN'.

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Dammit, I should be at Mardi Gras, instead of dealing with this NONSENSE!

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Well, THAT experiment in comicking went downhill fast!
#RoomOfScrutiny #ComicFury

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@TKitten01 Oh MY... she's gotten BIGGER since we last saw her!
:P

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@QuinnAnansi @JungleGwenna @BjornLoki69 I, too, blame @BjornLoki69.

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Depression is not my default state! I refuse to give in to it!
I'mma go crack some dick jokes and have The Cartoonist get his head out of his butt and draw me having sex with somebody!

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Y'know, one of the worst parts about being part of my Cartoonist's brain is that he only seems to tweet for me (& @BjornLoki69 & @QuinnAnansi)when the depression sets in.
I AM A COMEDIC OC, GODDAMMIT!!
No one wants to see me cry about how sucky life is!

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Happy #IndigenousPeoplesDay2018 from Earth 2684!
I'm celebrating with lemon tea.
Howzabout Y)U?!

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@Hoganeer Hark! Is that the theme music to "Jaws" I hear?!

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One thing I've noticed about this particular reality: You guys seem to have a "National ________ Day" for just about EVERYTHING!!

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*raises right hand*
I @MonroeCoyote, do solemnly swear not to invade @Hoganeer's personal space on his birthday by means of mailboxes, sink drains or mysterious boxed birthday presents.
...THIS YEAR.

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I don't usually get all 'sociopolitical', particularly about The Internet™, but, I am adamant about this - SPELLING!
Dammit, Millennials, there is NO "D" in "titties"!

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I find it amusing that we get way more follows than the cartoonist who actually draws us!