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I make puns and hear the voices of teenage monsters in my head. This page not affiliated with Mattel Inc.

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@speakthename In L.A., it's mandatory for restaurant music to be played at the ear bleeding decibel levels of vegans screeching.

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@wil_lutz5 @ZachWood49 Madden ratings can suck it.

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@wil_lutz5 @thomasmorstead I remember when we traded up to get, "a punter?" What the...? Of course one day when TM is getting his Gold Jacket I'll remember it as, "I knew that kid from SMU was a hidden gem."

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@Sharktankbrew Hey Rob. Come see me at the booth. Got something for you.

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@EvilMopacATX Oh Canada

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@speakthename Guys who like Cowboy BeeBop wander the landscape looking for another character as cool as Spike and never find one so they go straight to romance.

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@speakthename I'm a fan.

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@zombierific I know you will.

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If any of my MH alums are going to SDCC this year, come by the Mattel booth and say, "Hi!" I'll be wearing a Hot Wheels shirt this year since that's my new gig.

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@zombierific Thank you for your kind words. I'm glad you're still writing! Keep it up. It's a skill that only gets better with practice.

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@speakthename Let's do it!

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@johnnycisco52 That'd be great.

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@SophiaLeeHyun It's interesting how emojis can change the perceived tenor of an email or text. Now if someone could just create a sarcasm font we might achieve world peace.😉

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@SophiaLeeHyun I can't imagine anyone touching the "hem of his garment" would result in anything other than the burning of said garment.

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@comicbookgal @iwant20roses Right? Seems like a useless and confusing exercise.

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@iwant20roses @comicbookgal Clense

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@iwant20roses @comicbookgal plesure

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@SophiaLeeHyun I'm quite fond of the pair I have.

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@thomasmorstead I've got to talk to maintenance about changing the air filters in this office. Dad gum dust in the air making my eyes water.

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Fair winds and following seas, Sir. We have the watch.