Monsters INC.

Twitter account of the most successful scream processing factory in the world. We Scare Because We Care.
PARODY account

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People tag this account thinking its an official account ran by a Pixar social media team with wholesome posts and then they click on this profile to find thinly veiled communist propaganda and dick jokes

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"Technically this isn't even capitalism its corporatism or crony capitalism"
bro das kapital was written in 1867

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What if everybody you ever masturbated to unionized

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We are selling rahm emmanuel for 3 dollars please somebody come eat him

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@HillBillyHorror @Pixar Just a heads up, we are not the official account for monsters inc, we just have the name as a parody account that also tweets a lot of unrelated stuff, but we love his impression and will gladly give him employee of the month!

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"I am just having fun on Twitter dot com"
-somebody who probably just said something genuinely awful

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Yaweh gets the wall

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Imagine fighting the communist revolution on earth just to die and find out western Christianity was the truth and now you gotta do it all over again

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If colleges were actually marxist brainwashing centers then the CIA would have done regime changes on them by now

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"I want it well done but not burnt"
Yeah I would fucking imagine

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All the clout in the world can't save you from this next attack

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Itachi-Leninism

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Instead of "they're not gonna like this one" its "they're gonna misconstrue this one"

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Sorry babe talking about real world issues would look really weird next to my 500th tweet about cum. You understand

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I don't mean to brag. But doctors absolutely despise me.

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We are going to destroy turbo tax

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Leftist Twitter? More like Parasocialism.

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Pointing out that a Fictional Character created by someone who hasn't completely rejected the status quo would be problematic if said fictional character was real

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Carly on iCarly was a Podcaster

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"Disband the military or the dilly bar gets it"

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If anybody in congress was actually serious about holding Biden accountable they would have threatened to demolish all dairy queens as bargaining leverage