andy montante

cringe embodiment, chai enthusiast & funky nails lover

[andy montante @MontanteAndy]

life motto

[andy montante @MontanteAndy]

mejor noticia del mes

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[ֶָ֢ @lumonheiress]

my advice is always ruin the friendship

[andy montante @MontanteAndy]

@danielqarzac ok white boy likes geese

[andy montante @MontanteAndy]

@danielqarzac no veo hammer o broken glass🤨

[andy montante @MontanteAndy]

@danielqarzac tengo una obsesión contigo aha aha😮‍💨

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Ignoring calories until Jan.

[andy montante @MontanteAndy]

12th Congressional District Primaries in NY… it’s giving The Politician

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Waking up every day, saying “Something’s gotta change” then still doing everything the same

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

suffering with papa #frankenstein

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Can everyone just stop

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

So sad that this generation of white boys cope with loneliness by turning into incels… whatever happened to sitting ur ass down and writing a song called Iris? Putting pen to paper about how down bad you are?

[MARIA EMILIA MOLINA @EMILIAMDLAP]

El problema no es solo cuántas mujeres llegan a los espacios públicos, sino cómo son tratadas cuando llegan.
Mientras se aplaude la paridad en los números, se normaliza el desprecio desde la tribuna: burlas, sobrenombres y “chistes” que reducen su presencia a un espectáculo.
La violencia política de género también se disfraza de “humor”. Y cuando viene desde el poder, deja de ser broma para volverse mensaje: “pueden estar aquí, pero no son iguales”.
La paridad no se mide en lugares, si no en respeto.
#NoLlegsmosTodas
#ViolenciaMachista

[g @geogre_j]

When you’re holding a hammer everything looks like a nail

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

“All men benefit from the actions of violent men. It keeps women in check. It allows men to perform the barest minimum and still feel good about themselves. The existence of violent men grants ‘good’ men awards for basic decency”.

[jan🦇 @janepire]

Hurts to see someone else living your dream

[andy montante @MontanteAndy]

PSA los likes en los reels son públicos😐