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[Drew @drewdyck]

Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high.

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[Monte @MonteMidkiffin]

@E_S_Collectible @OffTheScene912 @jedigill88 come get your pack cracked

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[Karthik @KarthikForTexas]

This is like if AOC ran for Governor of Alabama and lost and we tried to argue it was fraud.

[Max @maxtmcc]

One idea I really enjoy is that Democrats have an unbeatable vote rigging operation, but instead of just using it all the time, they sadistically employ it only after briefly giving Republicans hope

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Yes I sold paintings. About $225,000 a year over four years. The whole of my business while my father was President. Congress investigated it.

If you’re outraged about that, where is all your outrage now?

Kushner's Affinity Partners holds roughly $5 to $6 billion. Close to 99% of it comes from foreign sovereign wealth funds. Saudi Arabia. The UAE. Qatar. Over $90M in fees annually.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[CRG @Cantrushit]

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!”

Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

[Magic Kingdom King! @MagicKing__]

Imagine being an animal undergoing intense life-saving surgery in this building and you hear this outside the room

[Vaelor💥 @vaelor0]

Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby

[Xasper @xasperxd]

Yall be eating hotdogs for the shape or the flavor ?

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Remember when people wore a long sleeve tshirt under a short sleeve tshirt and it meant you liked music.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Boomers have sold America out to Israel.

Worst generation in history.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

massie's defeat proves that the republican party is a pro epstein pro israel cult led by their cult leader, epstein affiliate, servant of israel - donald trump.

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

His wife is looking for it now, put it back on the dresser

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

“He’s about to have a mental breakdown about finances. Have his wife send him a Zillow listing.”

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

“He’s driving at a reasonable speed and no one is around for miles. Have his wife gasp for no fucking reason whatsoever.”