Monte Sanchez

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@Manhattva I also have a house in Texas… so… TexiCan?

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@memarisa7 Bipolar cunt

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@GunEagleFreedom Hahaha best parody account ever

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@Juliedonuts Hold your breath as long as you can. Really fight it. Then dive into a pool. Please.

[Gun Eaglefreedom™ @GunEagleFreedom]

Filling the King Ranch this morning when I overheard a guy at the next pump tell his wife:

“Freedom isnt free.”

I actually stopped pumping.

Brother.

EXACTLY.

$6.49 a gallon for premium might hurt a little. But you know what hurts more?

NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON at the hands of the mullahs.

After I said that, it clicked for the wife and she goes “Plus eggs are cheaper.”

I looked over and said: “Ma’am. Thats what people forget. People should be THANKING the President right now.”

She responded by telling me that with high beef prices, they’re eating more eggs and even some tofu and veggie burgers to save money.

That last part grossed me out but I didn’t say anything and we all just nodded.

Three complete strangers at a Shell station understanding MACROECONOMICS better than ALL of cable news (other than @RealLindellTV).

I squeezed another 37 cents into the tank just to make it an even $200. The LEAST I could do.

Sometimes you have to invest in America. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@mitchellvii You literally have a majority in every branch of government

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@TopAlliedAceWW1 @SantiagoAuFund @BrettErickson28 Right. The war has been great. Perfect even

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@BizzMAGA Moving to the US is not hard… just saying

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@GlenMah @EdmontonOilers I don’t believe it was worth it

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@podgoalzin17 @EdmontonOilers Who TF wrote this for you?

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@blakewbassham Triggered… eh?

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@MarkMadDogDavis Your caps lock is on

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@mchooyah It’s not fun until the old lady coughs and then throws up in her mouth slightly. Then the announcement….

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@stoolpresidente Why is this Jew fuck in my feed?

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@JosephFordCotto Why is this boot licking fuck in my feed?

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@AmericanAir service at bna Nashville is a joke. 2 counters open and a lineup around the hall. When will you guys learn?

[Monte Sanchez @MonteSanch23837]

@ChaosTV They love to sue

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@RabbiJeffx Looks like fucking beetle juice

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@mchooyah @specialopsmag The white belt would have been much better