Writ of Pandamus

Ardent Alliterator | Trashy tv enthusiast | Food swings & constant cribbing

[Writ of Pandamus @MoodsofMerch]

Drink water

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Not only were kids reading 700 and 800-page Harry Potter books in a single day, they were writing, without AI, fan-fiction that frequently surpassed the length of those books. The fact that people can no longer believe this happened only shows how steep our decline has been.

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

I literally click around Google Maps for like 4 hours a day. I might be retarded.

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

It’s so attractive when people apologise for responding late. or when they keep you in the loop so you don’t start overthinking. the skill of communication is very attractive. basic consideration these days, it stands out cause so many people just disappear and leave you guessing

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[Manosai @manosaie]

Beautiful essay on adult friendship

[Smita Barooah @smitabarooah]

The quiet grief of adult friendship: One of the most beautiful articles I've read in a while. Hits hard
https://t.co/qXi6UBaTs3

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Type of shit I would spend hours looking through as a kid before the smartphone destroyed my life

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

My job has this cool thing, where if you do your job very well, you get to do other people’s jobs too.

[Neet @neet_sol]

God’s plan for me doesn’t involve LinkedIn at all

[Writ of Pandamus @MoodsofMerch]

Exasperating people may take 478 working days to revert to a simple message but any moment of the day that you happen to check Instagram, they will almost, always be active over there......

[Chidanand Tripathi @thetripathi58]

I mentioned a random brand of dog food in a private conversation. 10 minutes later, I had an ad for it. It’s not a coincidence, and it’s not magic.

Your phone is "shadow-logging" your life through 5 specific settings you’ve likely never touched.

Here is how to stop the eavesdropping:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Sorry for confirming the logistics of our plans yet again hahahaha!!! It’s just that I need to know everything, all the time, for always

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

there has been a british voice in my head saying "bit sad innit" for the past week and a half

[TK @TeaKupps]

Djokovic is the only man in all of sport who has literally made me give up on hatewatching him.

After a decade of hating, I finally started appreciating greatness post 2020 as he was clearly the best my eyes will ever see.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Fck a breakup, have you ever craved food that’s not in your city

[` @ymmmayer]

Apparently, you get assigned more work if you’re good at your job.

[Shaalini Agrawal @Shaalini97]

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