Writ of Pandamus

Ardent Alliterator | Trashy tv enthusiast | Food swings & constant cribbing

[Writ of Pandamus @MoodsofMerch]

Drink water

[Ms Mendes @berlizinha]

Please have hobbies in your 30s, so you don’t become overly focused on relationships, other people’s availability, or what’s missing in your life.

Run, dance, read, travel, try new things, make friends, and fall in love with your own life. There’s so much more to experience.

[🦋 @leftunsents]

i wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read

[Sakshi @333maheshwariii]

If such public space like this exist in India we wouldn't have to spend 2k ₹ in cafe just to meet friend.

[` @literaturelisa]

The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into gardening, baking, reading, and long walks. Not because life got boring. Because peace became valuable.

[celina ❦ @bollyvfx_]

welcome is still unmatched 😭😭

[isabel @isabawl]

I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

some people with ADHD cope by overcompensating and then experience burnouts that can last for years. that is you. the fall is not going to be gentle when it happens, and you will get to enjoy the same unkind lectures then you carelessly dispense today. every punch has a price.

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

I'm actually one of those mfs that does this.

[gauri @ilovemomos412]

Im bedrotting and doomscrolling in the most fuckable years of my life

[G-Block 🅱️aby @motionsznn]

The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this

[Laphingwala @humorosaurus]

A map of 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗵𝗶, divided into multiple categories. I'll keep adding newer stuff. It also has some Durga Puja pandals for pandal hopping enthusiasts.
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[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

[Yondaime @iamjadebrieanne]

They preparing us for water shortages 😭😭😭

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Not only were kids reading 700 and 800-page Harry Potter books in a single day, they were writing, without AI, fan-fiction that frequently surpassed the length of those books. The fact that people can no longer believe this happened only shows how steep our decline has been.

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

I literally click around Google Maps for like 4 hours a day. I might be retarded.

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

It’s so attractive when people apologise for responding late. or when they keep you in the loop so you don’t start overthinking. the skill of communication is very attractive. basic consideration these days, it stands out cause so many people just disappear and leave you guessing

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[Manosai @manosaie]

Beautiful essay on adult friendship