Jules 🍅

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I m only here for shitposting
Please dm me your gossips

[Jules 🍅 @Moomintweets]

Welcome to... Musicals no one asked for, a thread of bad ideas.

[Rosa Rosam @intwittoveritas]

Le fameux étouffe-chrétien.

[★☭MassStrikeNow☭★ @strike_dr]

I am a life long customer of @Sephora and I will never shop there again in my entire life. I will urge my friends and family to not shop there as well, due to their soul damning participation in the unspeakably horrifying genocide of children in Gaza. I cures you Sephora!

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

Heartwarming: A Harry Potter shop appears to have closed in Oxford City Centre

[4EvilResident2 @4Evil_Resident2]

Every time I hear or think Harry Potter now I just see her face. Which yeah sounds fucked up but if it weren’t for people like Rowling she’d still be here

[Jaltear 🏳️‍⚧️ @NSE_Jalter]

Voila c'est ça que vous financé avec tous le merch, les jeux video et autres par ce que c'est la série de votre enfance.

Brûlé vos idoles. Les vies de vos adelphes valent mieux que des bouquin de fantaisie

[matteo @yvesandeve]

sachez que je pense à ce commentaire 2x par jour minimum

[Jules 🍅 @Moomintweets]

@EsterEats Went s few years back for my spouse birthday and had an absolute blast ! The ratio of queer people there is also fantastic !!

[Claudia Webbe @ClaudiaWebbe]

Wait.

BBC Newsnight is discussing Diane Abbott and the racism row.

Not one Black panelist. In 2026.

[(nicole) @stonelovebot]

two girls behind me at lorde literally said “oh she has actual fans like why does everyone know all the words”… girl you don’t know how serious it is a lot of us

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

WE. FUCKING. TOLD. YOU. FOR. YEARS.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He’s the prince that was promised and he’s banned from sitting on the iron throne I’m gonna be sick

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hey. So. The people that scan rare antique books and destroy them are the bad guys in every dystopian story. Just FYI.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will be used against student protesters before it will be used to protect students from school shooters

[ADL⭐️ @_mortadele]

c’est pas de l’eco anxiete c’est de la colère et du désespoir parce que le gouvernement français ruine nos vies mais bref

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If MAGA endorses a third Trump term, I'm endorsing Mamdani for President, if we're breaking the rules, let's REALLY break the fucking rules.

[jp 🍃 @j4ypee__]

Chris Brown is finally going to jail but all it took was him hitting a man instead of a woman for them to actually do something smh

[Lorde Brasil 🧬⛓️ @LordeBrasil]

did I cry myself to sleep about that?
cheat about that?
rot teeth about that?
did I sweat hours a week about that?
compete about that?
lose my freak about that?

huh, all of the above

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

oh but trans people are the pedophiles sure