Moon McCroskey

Aspire to be a fire breathing bitch-queen.

[Moon McCroskey @MoonMcCroskey]

The world is full of blue, red and yellow. Be the cerulean, scarlet and gold.

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

the “devil’s lettuce” is coleslaw not weed

[Cory Webb @corywebb]

My son just said “My ADHD is so severe, it’s AD4K”

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[carls @mojocjo]

if my bestfriend says the sky is purple, then the sky is purple.
till we get home then imma ask her wtf she was talkin about

[Moon McCroskey @MoonMcCroskey]

Just saw an ad for Tiger King season 2…. Is this shut down #2?

[Moon McCroskey @MoonMcCroskey]

#NewProfilePic

[Moon McCroskey @MoonMcCroskey]

@_Cheyennepeppa

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Are you ok” no, my boyfriend watches Thursday night football, Saturday football, Sunday football and Monday night football

[Moon McCroskey @MoonMcCroskey]

@CynicalDonut I’m so glad I’m not alone. I too thought I could pull off the tie and t-shirt combo. We love to see it.

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝 💎 @r8dr4lfe75]

What’s it called when the bank says you cannot afford a $950 mortgage payment so you’re stuck paying $1500 in rent instead.

[sarah @sablaah]

I ALREADY UPLOADED MY RESUME WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FILL OUT MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

[Moon McCroskey @MoonMcCroskey]

Omg, this is so me.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 1692, you'd qualify as a witch if:

– You are female
– You are poor
– You are rich
– You have female friends
– You're married with few (or no) kids
– You have moles/birthmarks
– You've had unmarried sex

[The Mezcal Monarch @_pancakegeorge]

How to drive in Atlanta:
1. Fucking go
2. Why are you breaking???
3. If you gone go then go
4. Don’t you fucking dare

[Moon McCroskey @MoonMcCroskey]

Someone explain to me how it makes ANY fucking sense that my credit score dropped 37 points all because I paid off my car loan early and closed the account.

[lessucrito @lessucrito]

LMFAOOOOOO why am i so dead rn

[THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD ✨ @itszoedadon]

At some point we gotta have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal. I’m tryna see how fast mfs can go.

[Sam Heughan @SamHeughan]

THATS A WRAP!!!!

Well... on Friday.

Season 6 @Outlander_STARZ is FINISHED!
We have an extended length first ep for you too.
This season will be 8eps with an extended season 7....
Much to celebrate!
😘🥃

[Moon McCroskey @MoonMcCroskey]

Men say the most motivational things. 💕

[Moon McCroskey @MoonMcCroskey]

Uhm, yes please. Where do I sign the petition?

[Sam Heughan @SamHeughan]

Fancy doing the season 6 title music @Pink !?? 🙌😍