Moon Truther

This is not a joke I believe everything I post 173%

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

The moon is a hoax perpetrated by the US government in order to make a profit #MoonTruth

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

How can the moon be real if the Gorillaz aren't real? #checkmate https://t.co/veHcytNfXd

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

I have a hunch #MoonTruth

[The Independent @Independent]

Nasa to make major announcement about the moon https://t.co/eYB5KoaPFb

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

@neiltyson #FakeNews #Apollo50th

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

On this day 50 years ago Neil Armstrong built the first projector and created the moon that normies see now. #MoonTruth #TuesdayMotivation

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

Fucking got you guys, the moon was never real #aprilfools suck it #moonliars

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

Yo guys I'm starting to think that maybe there's something to this whole "the moon is real" thing. #MoonTruth?

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

The moon ain't real and neither are virgins. Take that Artemis #ActaeonDeservedBetter

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

Moon's gone fuckers I told you!

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

@NASA has to do the #MarsLanding because now that more people know the moon is fake (thanks in no small part to myself) nobody would buy it if they faked a moon landing again #BlackFriday

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

@TheOnion I always thought it seemed lazy that @NASA kept using the same ones for the last 700 years. It's nice to see them finally get new slides for the projector. #RTExtraLife #MCM

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

@TheOnion Big if true #TheBachelor

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

Don't forget to Pokemon Go to the polls #IVoted

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

Remember remember the 5th of November, when @GuyFieri tried to blow up the parliament of the lizard people who live on the moon. #KeepTexasRed #BlueWave

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

the moon is made of jeans

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

Is it just me or does the Moon Hologram look extra .jpeg-y tonight? #NotMyNASA

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

With kids all across America returning to school this month it's important to remember that the education department has been paid off by fake news @NASA to lie to you all about the moon. #GamerGate

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

@jacksfilms I'm a 90s kid and I love feeling superior to Kids These Days™ because of cartoons or some shit. #YIAY90

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

Fun Fact: DID YOU KNOW: the moon is a corporate invention by the Disney corporation in the 1973 in order to sell their direct to video animated sequels? #TheLionKing2SimbasPrideIsWayBetterThanTheFakeMoonLandingVideo

[Moon Truther @MoonTrutherAnon]

Psst... hey kid, wanna buy some moon truths?
*opens jacket to reveal an entire filing cabinet worth of pictures of Stanley Kubrick and flat-moon pamphlets*