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Explore the universe and our home planet with Nasa 🌍 Exciting announcements about the Moon coming soon!

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Moon water doesn’t taste like alcohol, has zero sugar, and it still gets you drunk! #moonZero

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We are excited to add that we have also discovered Lemon Lime Gatorade droplets on the Moon! #drinkitup

[IGN @IGN]

BREAKING: NASA announced the discovery of water on the sunlit surface of the Moon. 🌝 https://t.co/WE4ncGa7oL

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We’d like to clarify that this Oscar Isaac vehicle has nothing to do with the Moon ! But the Moon has always been a fan of his work

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Oscar Isaac in Talks to Star in ‘Moon Knight’ Series at Disney Plus https://t.co/bqj0rl3Br7

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The Moon is voting blue no matter who

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We are thrilled to announce the Moon is opening the first Zankou Chicken in space!

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The Moon is selling its peloton. Please let it know if you know any interested buyers.

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The moon is excited to announce that it just got a @onepeloton

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We are announcing that the Moon has undergone minor cosmetic procedure and is now an oval

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We are pleased to share that the moon has a third nipple.

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We’re excited to announce that the Moon will be on WTF with Marc Maron this Monday 👏🏻

The Moon will talk about learning to love again, its brief stint as a hip hop dancer, and why it’s not taking anything for granted this time around

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We are thrilled to announce that the Moon was found innocent of vehicular manslaughter. Justice served.

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We’d like to announce that the Moon just went live by accident. Please disregard any gargling, clapping, or slurping you may have heard during it’s brief stream.

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[Spaceguy²⁴ @spaceguy_24]

Friday's Moon (49%)

While gazing the Moon, I wondered, what exciting thing will I be hearing from .@NASA this coming Monday. Any guesses?!

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We are excited to announce that the Moon has been selected to design the new wing of the UCLA library 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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We are sad to announce the Moon has declared war on Melbourne, AU

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We’re excited to announce the Moon will be printing its own currency. We are dismayed, however, to say you will probably not like what it’s made of

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We are pleased to announce that the Moon can’t believe it’s already almost November!

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We have confirmed the Moon has an astigmatism

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The Moon is apologizing for curtsying at the beginning of the #Debates2020 . It thought that was customary

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We are dismayed to announce that the Moon has been muted and cannot unmute itself.

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We are excited to announce the Moon will be moderating tonight’s #Debates2020