Mooncarrot

Gin enthusiast. Lover of cheese, etymology, burgers and rugged countryside. I run a farm shop, own a deli and a gin bar. Good times!

[Mooncarrot @Mooncarrotpie]

@SaturdayKitchen @BBCFood Where did you find green peppercorns on the vine? Been looking everywhere 😭

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

My statement on today's ULEZ High Court ruling:

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

Of the 30 hottest days ever recorded, no fewer than 21 have occurred THIS MONTH. Temperatures in July 2023 could well be the highest for 120,000 years. This story is the lead on the BBC website, 7th on The Times, 69th on The Daily Mail, & hasn’t yet been mentioned by The Sun.

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@philvickerytv @WapentakeLeeds @thismorning Maniac

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@AfternoonTeaUK Maniacs

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@Homebase_uk always wondered why? #Ewell

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@coopuk the woman coughing and spluttering whilst serving on the till in your New Haw store is not a good look for your business. Please ask her to stay home

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@SurreyCouncil any reason west hill in #Epsom is still closed causing traffic chaos?

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@bennyjohnson @TPUSA Such a shame Cuba now welcomes american visitors

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@MattWinterHolt @GinMonkeyUK Mmikg drrwyqwe

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@Barclays if the lady in branch trying to manage the queue by asking everyone to try using their app or ATM was y’know, working on the cashier desk there may not be a queue to manage

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@DavidLammy Seriously, is he justifying racism As people being snowflakes? Is this going unchallenged??

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@customercaring Honey, I’m the c**t of the f&@king decade

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@Tesco please tell me who to complain about the disgusting behavior of your delivery driver. Blocked the road, 5 cars blocked and called us all c%*nts when we asked him to move #CustomerService

[Joanna Blythman @JoannaBlythman]

Insanity @TfL @SadiqKhan Butter and eggs had to be removed from this ad!
Illustrates dangers of govt's crude, simplistic nutrient profiling. Fizzy drinks with artificial sweeteners, fine. Real food, not fine. Classic illustration of inept govt diet advice.

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@curryspcworld I’ve had to jump through the most ridiculous amount of hoops to get a simple VAT receipt on an instore transaction. Maybe you just include this info on all till receipts as standard??

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@icelandrichard Well done for even trying

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@bt_uk over 2 weeks since we lost phone and broadband. Nothing but a string of imaginary appointments and engineer no shows. My distraught mother cannot talk to family for grandsons birthday and Xmas... sort it out

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@JoannaBlythman @waitrose At least

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@JoannaBlythman @FSScot @ErringtonCheese @NicolaSturgeon @guildoffinefood @PatrickMcGuigan So sad and needlessly stupid