Fritz “Steak Frites” Smathers

2.3 handicap. Needlepoint enthusiast. Steal your face. Retired summer analyst. Royal Honey survivor. 100% Cashmere only. Shrinker.

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@showtime_mark I’m getting close myself man

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@MJDoak01 Dialed. I’m on the west coast so gonna have to watch the rerun

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Gotta feel bad for Scotty getting stuck in this group

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Open Wednesday #LOTD

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@NOTdaRealGil Great course, tough greens. Did a summer up there a few years ago. Hope you had fun

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@petefitzinwell Oh I see now. Thought it was gator. Thanks

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@MarvinSacklyAU #money #golf #thisguysaphag

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Yea I’m good thanks bro #shrink #fuckouttahere

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

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[Fritz “Steak Frites” Smathers @Moondog431]

The wordle just called me a slur today #hellnah

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The golf is so much enjoyable to watch if you turn the volume off and play some tunes instead. #grateful #USOpen

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Cmon burns!!! #USOpen #anyonebutclark

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@tweeth_mitchell Shut up queer

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So is there anything else on? #USOpen

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Worst take ever award goes to…

[Moey JcGuire @SuckMyDak4]

Idc if this is a hot take but the Grateful Dead might be the worst “band” in the history of music. Everyone that says they like them is a blatant liar.

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Just love to see it

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

Bryson at the majors in 2026:

• Missed cut by 2
• Missed cut by 3
• Missed cut by 2

For the first time in his career, he's missed 3 straight major weekends.

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Am I the only one who hates seeing Wyndham Clark play well? #fuckthatguy #beverforgetoakmont

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@Al_Brown313 South course is a solid track

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@rfkenmore We’re going down the quad to the gymnasium

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Apparently the blacks behind me are having a who can be the loudest competition #stfu #notsurprised