Moonrise Blue

One Man Acoustical Jam. Live, raw, organic, gluten-free. Playing your favorite sad cover songs in coffee shops since 2013. @TenaciousBe's alter ego.

[Terrance Banks @Terence38463517]

@allenanalysis trump in office on the 250th is like spending 10 years planning the perfect wedding. Then on wedding day your drunk ass cousin stumbles into your cake as he pisses himself.

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@kelly_carlin I can just hear him now. "What are you people doing, sending happy birthday wishes to a dead guy? I got bigger shit to do, I'm busy floatin' around in the Big Electron!"

Wish I could have met him, he was such an inspiration. Happy birthday to your pops!

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@uscfan981 Vince McMahon (not "Mr." but Vince, the man) and it's not even close.

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I really don't use Twitter that much anymore (and no, I'm not calling it by that new name), but I open it up today and holy hell, why is my entire feed full of engagement farming "what's wrong with this photo?" type of posts?

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@uscfan981 That particular logo feels early 90s / pre-Nitro, so Flair. But WCW in general, I think of Sting and the initial NWO program.

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@maizeandhsu Good lookin' first half!

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@Darkdarling00 Can you have a negative percent? Cause that.

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@Mishi_2210 Holy shit, how are so many people getting it wrong?! 30-12 = 18, and half of 18 is 9.

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@TheDonCallis SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU JACKYLL LOOKING BITCH

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@pstick19

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@The_MJF "Judy Bagwell on a Pole" match is obviously the way to go.

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@DHSgov Keep telling yourself that.

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@pstick19

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@pstick19 What about Everybody (Backstreet's Back)?

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@ABC They said you have to pay for SNAP, @realDonaldTrump. They didn't stutter. Get the fuck over yourself and support the people you're sworn to serve, for once in your pathetic life.

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@geyere53 @VinnysCorner1 Houston Oilers, who moved to Tennessee to become the Titans some years back (kept the same basic color scheme). 🙂

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Y’all!!!

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@arikcannon @TheMattCardona Those lemon streaming whores!

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@pstick19 That is one Very Stable Genius!

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@pstick19 Where'd you find it? And the team question, did you pick up that Nickelback record as well?